Have you ever made up a joke?!
Question: Prior to a question i made before when i accidentally made up a joke, i wondered if you've ever made a joke?
Here's a couple i remember making up ages ago when in the mood, not very funny.
1. A class was late for their lesson, and when they came 10 minutes late, the teacher asked why they were so late.
" There were a bunch of squirrels, ma'am, and they were running around."
The teacher, thinking it was just a bunch of harmless fun, let them sit down and took the register. Then someone else came late, 15 minutes to be precise.
"why are you so late?!" the teacher asked.
" Well, it started when i opened up some peanuts..."
(remember these were made when i was very stupid.)
2. A couple and their son, little johnny(queue rude joke),were in a church at christmas. They had there prayers, and were receiving their wine and bread, when little johnny asked
" why do we have this then"
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Answers: Prior to a question i made before when i accidentally made up a joke, i wondered if you've ever made a joke?
Here's a couple i remember making up ages ago when in the mood, not very funny.
1. A class was late for their lesson, and when they came 10 minutes late, the teacher asked why they were so late.
" There were a bunch of squirrels, ma'am, and they were running around."
The teacher, thinking it was just a bunch of harmless fun, let them sit down and took the register. Then someone else came late, 15 minutes to be precise.
"why are you so late?!" the teacher asked.
" Well, it started when i opened up some peanuts..."
(remember these were made when i was very stupid.)
2. A couple and their son, little johnny(queue rude joke),were in a church at christmas. They had there prayers, and were receiving their wine and bread, when little johnny asked
" why do we have this then"
(continued...)
I never madu up any joke! Either I have heard them or read them to reproduce!
:D
*Yawn*
all i do all day is make jokes, my mates seem to be in hysterics at least once a day =D