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Question: PRAISE
The pastor asked if anyone in the congregation would like to express
Praise for answered prayers.
A lady stood and walked to the podium.
She said, 'I have a praise.' Two months ago, my husband, Jim, had a
terrible bicycle wreck and his scrotum was completely crushed. The
pain was excruciating and the doctors didn't know if they could help
him.'
You could hear an audible gasp from the men in the congregation as
they imagined the pain that poor Jim experienced.
She continued, 'Jim was unable to hold me or the children and every
move caused him terrible pain.
We prayed as the doctors performed a delicate operation. They were
able to piece together the crushed remnants of Jim's scrotum and wrap
wire around it to hold it in place. '
Again, the men in the Congregation squirmed
uncomfortably as they imagined the horrible surgery performed on Jim.
She continued, 'Now, Jim is out of the hospital and the doctor's say,
with time, his scrotum should recover completely.'
All the men sighed with relief.
The pastor rose and tentatively asked if any one else had anything to
say.
A man rose and walked to the podium. He said, 'I'm Jim and I want to
tell my wife, the word is sternum.'
Answers: PRAISE
The pastor asked if anyone in the congregation would like to express
Praise for answered prayers.
A lady stood and walked to the podium.
She said, 'I have a praise.' Two months ago, my husband, Jim, had a
terrible bicycle wreck and his scrotum was completely crushed. The
pain was excruciating and the doctors didn't know if they could help
him.'
You could hear an audible gasp from the men in the congregation as
they imagined the pain that poor Jim experienced.
She continued, 'Jim was unable to hold me or the children and every
move caused him terrible pain.
We prayed as the doctors performed a delicate operation. They were
able to piece together the crushed remnants of Jim's scrotum and wrap
wire around it to hold it in place. '
Again, the men in the Congregation squirmed
uncomfortably as they imagined the horrible surgery performed on Jim.
She continued, 'Now, Jim is out of the hospital and the doctor's say,
with time, his scrotum should recover completely.'
All the men sighed with relief.
The pastor rose and tentatively asked if any one else had anything to
say.
A man rose and walked to the podium. He said, 'I'm Jim and I want to
tell my wife, the word is sternum.'
Very, VERY funny!
A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing oxygen mask over his mouth and nose.
A young, student nurse appears to give him a partial sponge bath.
"Nurse", he mumbles, from behind the mask. "Are my testicles black?"
Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, Sir I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet."
He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, please check. Are my testicles black?"
Concerned that he may elevate his blood pressure and heart rate from worry about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and pulls back the covers. She raises his gown, holds his manhood in one hand and his testicles in the other.
Then, she takes a close look and says, there's nothing wrong with them, Sir!"
The man pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her and says very slowly, "Thank you very much. That was wonderful, but listen very, very closely......
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lmao! cute
xDDDDDDDD
Meh, it was okay.
Yes, its funny. I love the surprise ending!
HAHAHAHA ROFL!!! GOOD ONE :)
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Id get it
LOL! Nice 1.
very good
That's my wife!
HILLARIOUS!!
no it's not funny enough to share.
LOL...I IMAGINE IT HAPPENING IN REAL LIFE!
haha . it was ok.
That was hilarious!!!! Thanks for sharing ?
hahahahahahahaha
Yo, that's f*ckin' hilarious!!! A star for you!
lol, thanks for the laugh.
LOL funny
That's crazy!
Thats so funny. lol
Lmao that was great
thx for the laugh
star!
lol! mad funny
Oh my! That's a good one.
Very funny!!! :o) thanks for the laugh.