What's a really funny short joke that will fit into a txt message?!
Question: ... A joke that anyone can laugh at?
Answers: ... A joke that anyone can laugh at?
got this from a friend. laughed soooooooo harddd! AHAHAHAHA. here it goes, and this actually came to me in a text msg.
I wanna sweat so bad with you.
I wanna do this with you til im out of breath
and we're both really tired. I wanna do this every morning
with you.
Let's go running!
thought it was really gross until i saw the "lets go running!"
:D
happy valentines day! i know im early but i have a lot of sexy people to text so im getting the ugly "f"ers out of the way..
its funny everyone laughed whn they got it from me..
and i laughed whn i got it so you know..
There's two female frogs in bed together. One turns to the other and says "Y'know, they're right! We DO taste like chicken!"
There's two fish in a tank. One says to the other "How do you drive this thing?"
There's two parrots on a perch. One says to the other "Do you smell fish?"
There's two cows in a field. One says "Moo!". The other one says "I was going to say that you ba$tard!"
Your momma's so fat that Jabba the Hutt said "Damn!"
Your momma's so fat that Obi Wan Kenobi said "That's no moon..."
1. This is the police. Stop whatever you're doing and come out of the house with you're hands above you're head!
2. record the ringtone from the One Missed Call trailer and send it to them in a text with a creepy pic.
*Hey, I've kidnapped myself for ransom. You ever wanna see me again, send $1000 to my place...
Mwahaha... (I'm still waiting for it to work on somebody. Patience....)