Betcha cant solve this riddle?!
Question: If chicken and a half laid an egg and a half in a day and a half how long would it take a monkey with a wooden leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?
Answers: If chicken and a half laid an egg and a half in a day and a half how long would it take a monkey with a wooden leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?
About the same time as it takes a snail to ride a unicycle through a car wash backwards.
half a day
ha ha ha
2 days.... because there are no bones in ice cream.
Waaaaattt? This makes no sense. I'm putting it on my watchlist, so i can see the anwser!
When theres a best answer for this question,the monkey will kick the seeds out of a dill pickle.
Four letters
Pickles don't have seeds.....?
Erm..yes?
a tit....
Exactly 15 hours, 10minutes, and 17seconds. Because you cant make ice-cream out of duck s**t!