Sardar jokes . star if you like it .?!


Question: Sardar got into a bus on 1st April when conductor asked for ticket.
He gave Rs.10/- and took the ticket and said April fool. I have pass
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Sardar joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer.
Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening.
Sardar : Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright
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On a romantic day sardar's girlfriend asks him. Darling on our
engagement day will you give me a ring.
Sardar : Ya sure, from landline or mobile.

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Answers: Sardar got into a bus on 1st April when conductor asked for ticket.
He gave Rs.10/- and took the ticket and said April fool. I have pass
______________________________________...
Sardar joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer.
Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening.
Sardar : Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright
______________________________________...
On a romantic day sardar's girlfriend asks him. Darling on our
engagement day will you give me a ring.
Sardar : Ya sure, from landline or mobile.

______________________________________...

Q: Why couldn't the hindu write the number '11'?
A: He didn't know which 'one' came first.

Q: Why did 18 hindus go to a movie?
A: Because below 18 was not allowed.

Q: How do you measure a hindu's intelligence?
A: Stick a tire-pressure guage in his ear.

Q: What is the hindu doing when he holds his hands tightly over his ears?
A: Trying to hold onto a thought.

Q: Why do hindus work seven days a week?
A: So you don't have to re-train them on Monday.

Q: What do you see when you look into a hindu's eyes?
A: The back of his head.

Q: Why do hindus always smile during lightning storms?
A: They think their picture is being taken.

Q: What do smart hindus and UFOs have in common?
A: You always hear about them but there's never any proof.

Q: How do you get a hindu onto your roof?
A: Tell him the whiskey is on the house.

Two hindus are in a rail station. One asks the ticket man: "Can I take this train to Bangalore?"
"No," responds the railway man.
The other hindu asks, "Can I?"

Two hindu friends got onto a double-decker bus. Naturally other hindus also swarmed onboard in a giant rush, so one friend got pushed to the top level while the other friend was left below. After the huge hindu crowds eased somewhat, the friend on the lower level managed to reach his friend on the top, who was clutching the seats in front of him with both hands, scared to death.
The first friend asks, "What is going on? I was enjoying my ride down below. Why are you so frightened?"
The top-level friend replies, "Yes, but you had a driver," to which the first friend also panicks and grabs at the seats.

A hindu sees a lot of people running on the highway. He asks a bystander as to why the people are running. The bystander says, "A marathon is going on. The winner will get a prize."
The hindu responds, "Then why are the others running?"

Ha ha!

Yes. Very funny. I liked the jokes.

he he! lolz

its nice...... but no sigar.

hahahahaha

Ha ha ha he he he he he eeeeee

oh nooooooo!
oh my God! lol
Thats too muchh!
Hey! Where did you get all these from??

I really love and enjoyed all your jokes.

nice

Ur awesome!!!

lol,keep them coming...

You are a racist person, shame on you. The term 'sardar' means 'leader' and many sardars gave their life for India during independence. Even today, the Indian borders are being protected by a majority Sikh population (since sardars are a majority in the Indian army).

Shame on you for perpetuating religious hate and these kinds of disgusting jokes on the Internet. This is why India is a third-world country.



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