Some more sardar jokes .?!


Question: A Teacher lecturing on population - In India after Every 10 sec a woman gives birth to a kid.
A Sardar stands up- we must find & stop her!.

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Sardar-why r all these people running?
Man- This is a race, the winner will get the cup.
Sardar-If only the winner will get the cup, why r others running?
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Teacher: "I killed a person" convert this sentence
into future tense.
Sardar: The future tense is "u will go to jail".
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Sardarji was filling up application form for a job. He was
not sure as to what to be filled in column "Salary
Expected".
After much thought he wrote: Yes!

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Answers: A Teacher lecturing on population - In India after Every 10 sec a woman gives birth to a kid.
A Sardar stands up- we must find & stop her!.

______________________________________...

Sardar-why r all these people running?
Man- This is a race, the winner will get the cup.
Sardar-If only the winner will get the cup, why r others running?
______________________________________...

Teacher: "I killed a person" convert this sentence
into future tense.
Sardar: The future tense is "u will go to jail".
______________________________________...

Sardarji was filling up application form for a job. He was
not sure as to what to be filled in column "Salary
Expected".
After much thought he wrote: Yes!

______________________________________...

I have Sikh friends who cringe at these kinds of cheap jokes on religious minorities. You are likely a Hindu with a subhuman mentality. How anyone can enjoy racist jokes like these is beyond me.

Shame on you.

SARDAR POLITICIAN

once..... 3 people will be travelling in a helicopter, a Politician, a Teacher and a Student. All of sudden the helicopter develops some technical problem. Pilot warns them that helicopter is going to crash but there are only 3 parachutes to survive. One is attached to my suit so i cant remove it. He tells this and jumps off. Politician reacts to this and quickly jumps off with another. So teacher and student are left behind. In the helicopter teacher asks the student to take the parachute and jump off as he is young blood and therefore future of the nation. Student calmly replies: "dont worry sir we both will survive". Teacher puzzled and asks how? Student replies: " That politician has jumped with MY BAG".

Really Funny!!! HA! HA! LOL!!

Hey what's a Sardar?

hahahah

hey from where you got these ? gud ya.
have more in stock ??
some of them I heard b4 but still feels new.
hats off to you.

hehehehehehehe....i enjoyed the jokes!!!

nice

Verrryyyyyyyyyyyy funny..............infact I m still laughing!!!!!!!!ohho awesome yaar!!!

S.M.R..."paddy" is asking what's a 'sardar'...you answer him.

Sardar replies : No..I can't answer him as I have asked the question...sorry
WBinsider : Why ..if you choose him as the best answer, you may write back to him with answer of his question..!!
Sardar : Oh..that's nice. But in that case he will get ten marks and I have already lost five for this question....!!

nice jokes...star for you!



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