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Question: A blonde finds herself in serious trouble. Her business has gone bust and she's in dire financial straits. She's so desperate that she decides to ask God for help. She begins to pray. "God, please help me.I've lost my business and if I don't get some money, I'm going to lose my house as well. Please let me win the lottery.Lottery night comes, and somebody else wins. She again prays."God, please let me win the lottery! I've lost my business,my house and I'm going to lose my car as well."Lottery night comes and she still has no luck.Once again,she prays "My God,why have you forsaken me?I've lost my business,my house,and my car.My children are starving.I don't often ask You for help,and I've always been a good servant to You.PLEASE let me win the lottery just this one time so I can get my life back in order." Suddenly there is a blinding flash of light as the heavens open. The blonde is overwhelmed by the Voice of God,"Sweetheart, work with Me on this..buy yourself a lottery ticket"
Answers: A blonde finds herself in serious trouble. Her business has gone bust and she's in dire financial straits. She's so desperate that she decides to ask God for help. She begins to pray. "God, please help me.I've lost my business and if I don't get some money, I'm going to lose my house as well. Please let me win the lottery.Lottery night comes, and somebody else wins. She again prays."God, please let me win the lottery! I've lost my business,my house and I'm going to lose my car as well."Lottery night comes and she still has no luck.Once again,she prays "My God,why have you forsaken me?I've lost my business,my house,and my car.My children are starving.I don't often ask You for help,and I've always been a good servant to You.PLEASE let me win the lottery just this one time so I can get my life back in order." Suddenly there is a blinding flash of light as the heavens open. The blonde is overwhelmed by the Voice of God,"Sweetheart, work with Me on this..buy yourself a lottery ticket"
<giggles> lol!
A blonde goes to a guys house looking for work. She knocks on his door and he answers it.
'can i have a job?' she asks him.
'you can paint my porch' the guy replies.
Later on, the blonde knocks on the door again.
'i've finished!' she says.
when he's paying her the money she's laughing.
'what is it' he says.
'it's a ferrari not a porsche!'
Very good
Funny! 100!
nice job
very good -I like that. X
How could anyone fail to laugh at that one, its hilarious.xxxx
haha good one u get a star
LOL!!
hahahaha!!!
lololololol!!!
good one!!!
hahahahaha! x
lol
nice
6/10
Great !!! Gorgeous....
That poor girl... May be I shall buy her a ticket....
.... a ticket to the Moon... LOL !! Aaron.
Very Funny lol
she truly was a blonde............... ha ha ha
great one pal.
wow you just broke all three of your pledges
funny one lol :) !!!
predictable
Very funny thanks for sharing.
hehehehehehehe!
I love this joke, makes me laugh every time!
lol!
thanks for the laugh!
I've read and read this over again but i dont get it
lol
haha!! I love it!!
Excellent............thanks....xxx
That WAS funny ha ha ,,,,,
Finally a good one on here tonight
getting somewhere at last...
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hahaha thats hella funny
hahahahaha!!!
very funny
thanks for sharing.
now i will not say any thing
just select me as the best
really good joke
where u coppyed it
select me as the best
okk
Wonderful! loved it!