Joke: Who Killed Abraham Lincoln? jimi4950?!
Question: A blonde walks into the police department looking for a job. The officer wants to ask her a few questions....
Officer: What's 2+2?
Blonde: Ummmmm... 4!
Officer: What's the square root of 100?
Blonde: Ummmm... 10!
Officer: Good! Now, who killed Abraham Lincoln?
Blonde: Ummmm... I dunno.
Officer: Well, you can go home and think about it. Come back tomorrow.
The blonde goes home and calls up one of her friends, who asks her if she got the job. The blonde says, excitedly, "Not only did I get the job, I'm already working on a murder case!"
Answers: A blonde walks into the police department looking for a job. The officer wants to ask her a few questions....
Officer: What's 2+2?
Blonde: Ummmmm... 4!
Officer: What's the square root of 100?
Blonde: Ummmm... 10!
Officer: Good! Now, who killed Abraham Lincoln?
Blonde: Ummmm... I dunno.
Officer: Well, you can go home and think about it. Come back tomorrow.
The blonde goes home and calls up one of her friends, who asks her if she got the job. The blonde says, excitedly, "Not only did I get the job, I'm already working on a murder case!"
Lol that is funny. Wish I could come up with a joke like that. Haha good one
Hear is another blonde joke......
A brunette, a blond, and a red head are running from the cops. They see three half empty potato bags and climb into them. The cops go by and go up to the potato sacks........
(goes up to first sack)
Officer: I think there might be one hiding in here it looks strange....
Brunette: Woof! Woof!
Officer: Oh it's just a dog.
(moves onto next sack.)
Officer: I think there is one in here!
Red Head: Meow! Meow!
Officer: Oh it's just a cat.
(moves onto last sack)
Officer: This is the last sack one might have hid instead of running away!
Blonde: POHTATO!!!!!! POHTATO!!!!!!!!!
no one hahahahaha
thnx
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