Ha ha ha brilliant?!
Question: A guy goes to a supermarket and notices a beautiful blonde wave at him and say's hello.
He's rather taken a back, because he can't place where he knows her from, so he says "do you know me?" to which she replies "I think you're the father of one of my kids."
Now he thinks back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife and says, "my God, are you the stripper from my bachelor party that i screwed on the pool table with all my buddies watching, while your partner whipped my *** with wet celery and then stuck a carrot up my butt?"
She said "No, I'm your son's math teacher."
Answers: A guy goes to a supermarket and notices a beautiful blonde wave at him and say's hello.
He's rather taken a back, because he can't place where he knows her from, so he says "do you know me?" to which she replies "I think you're the father of one of my kids."
Now he thinks back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife and says, "my God, are you the stripper from my bachelor party that i screwed on the pool table with all my buddies watching, while your partner whipped my *** with wet celery and then stuck a carrot up my butt?"
She said "No, I'm your son's math teacher."
ha ha ha ace,,,,,,,
Yep brilliant
not brill
Now thats funny, LMAO & a star
It's funny but it seemed predictable from the beginning i knew it was going to be something like that but i was think preacher or something like that.
Heard it b4.
hahahahaha
Too much info, should have stopped at "with all my buddies watching".
hehehehehee! Think he may be busted! lolz
hahahahaha!!!
very funny
thanks for sharing.
Very good thanks
it'd be better if she said
"yes, and I'm your son's math teacher"
brilliant, very funny, 10/10
LOL!
very funny!