Escaped Convict... What would you do?!
Question: I know this has been posted about a week ago, but i can't help but post this joke:
Escaped Convict
A man escapes from a prison where he's been locked up for 15 years.
He breaks into a house to look for money and guns. Inside, he finds a
young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair.
While tying the homeowner's wife to the bed, the convict gets on top of her,
kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom.
While he's in there, the husband whispers over to his wife: "Listen, this
guy is an escaped convict. Look at his clothes! He's probably spent a lot
of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years.
I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't
complain...do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he
nauseates you. This guy is obviously very dangerous. If he gets angry,
he'll kill us both. Be strong, honey. I love you!"
Answers: I know this has been posted about a week ago, but i can't help but post this joke:
Escaped Convict
A man escapes from a prison where he's been locked up for 15 years.
He breaks into a house to look for money and guns. Inside, he finds a
young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair.
While tying the homeowner's wife to the bed, the convict gets on top of her,
kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom.
While he's in there, the husband whispers over to his wife: "Listen, this
guy is an escaped convict. Look at his clothes! He's probably spent a lot
of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years.
I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't
complain...do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he
nauseates you. This guy is obviously very dangerous. If he gets angry,
he'll kill us both. Be strong, honey. I love you!"
I have to tell that one at work tomorrow. LMAO
do it with him and act like i lke it
lmao! that was hilarious. I would just go with the flow! ?
i got to tell that to my friends tomorrow
Rape as violent crime is never funny, has any bloke ever had to deal with a lover who is raped, and picks you on kindness which turns out to be a lesbian stinger, dont ask?
Basically the story you gave was well planned but the subject matter unacceptable by the victimisation of folks. I have actually seen folks who believe humour is to be excluded on the basis there is always a victim, reality, when you challenge the very insecurities we all fear, over coming them, the inevitable is nothing to be fought, but love is about passion, curiosity picqued, but never fear, you can not relax whilst being tormented, the ideal would be to enjoy love, some lust after hatred, your curious attempt to portray love as benial was the only reason I answered? I really dont care what you choose as winnable, bad question? Focus not on denial but acceptance, on the basis the joke tells this immorally, I admire your story telling ability but not the vanity to get folks denying their inner most feelings, love.
Try prioritising the values you focus on?
I very much agree wiith Herbal.... that is a sick joke!