Jokes haha?!
Question: One day a boy walked into a pharmacy. He walked around for a while until he found what he was looking for. He grabbed a box of ribbed condoms, walked up to the checkout lane, and slapped them on the counter. The sales clerk, looking suspiciously at the young boy, said, "Well son, here you go, that'll be ￡2. The boy pulled out a ￡5 note, handed it to the man, and the salesclerk asked him, "Now, boy, do you know what the ribs are for?"
The boy answered, "No sir I don't, but they sure make the hair on my goats back stand up!"
A woman came home just in time to find her husband in bed with another woman.
With superhuman strength borne of fury, she dragged her husband down the stairs to the garage and put his penis in a vice.She then secured it tightly and removed the handle.Next she picked up a hacksaw.
The husband terrified, screamed "Stop! Stop! You're not going to cut it off, are you?"
The wife, with a gleam of revenge in her eye, said "Nope. You are. I'm going to set the garage on fire."
Answers: One day a boy walked into a pharmacy. He walked around for a while until he found what he was looking for. He grabbed a box of ribbed condoms, walked up to the checkout lane, and slapped them on the counter. The sales clerk, looking suspiciously at the young boy, said, "Well son, here you go, that'll be ￡2. The boy pulled out a ￡5 note, handed it to the man, and the salesclerk asked him, "Now, boy, do you know what the ribs are for?"
The boy answered, "No sir I don't, but they sure make the hair on my goats back stand up!"
A woman came home just in time to find her husband in bed with another woman.
With superhuman strength borne of fury, she dragged her husband down the stairs to the garage and put his penis in a vice.She then secured it tightly and removed the handle.Next she picked up a hacksaw.
The husband terrified, screamed "Stop! Stop! You're not going to cut it off, are you?"
The wife, with a gleam of revenge in her eye, said "Nope. You are. I'm going to set the garage on fire."
someone please put zaq's balls in a vice!
hahahaha
Very funny
Brilliant! =D
Oh the imagery! lol
wow your in a god mood tonight two great jokes
have a star lol
The second joke is just like Saw...they should include it in the next film
The last one is intense!
The first one took me a lil while to get (usually a sex joke BAM i get it instantly)
I think some people might find your jokes a bit sexiest and insulting.
great loved um. star
Oh God, the second joke made me laugh...thanks for making my day.
awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww lol
ha
ha ha ha. loved it!
Dang!!!
hilarious, whats wrong with girls being sexist sometimes, men seem to think they have the monopoly on sexist jokes. have a * Xx
Lol Honey you really had me rolling,I'm of to the loo,I'm laughing so much.Just what my DR ordered today thanks love for that laugh.xxxx
LMAO
hahahahaha!!!
very funny
thanks for sharing.
Very funny joke!
Nice one....
ha ha ha v good,,,,