Can any one tell a story of beer bar?!
Question: get some friends drink in a bar it becomes a story thats all
Answers: get some friends drink in a bar it becomes a story thats all
The was this seedy beer bar...in walked a man named Rover and the story is over!!!
This guy walks into an old town bar & sees a 5 gallon water jug stuffed wit ten dollar bills. He orders a beer and asks the bartender what the jug is for.
the barkeep says "the owner of this bar has a horse in the barn out back, if you can make that old hoss laugh-the money is yours! It wil only cost you ten bucks to try".
well, our hero downs his cold one, tosses a sawbuck at the beerguy & suanters out to the barn. Minutes later the horse is laughing raucusly loud!
our hero returns for his winnings and leaves hundreds of dollars richer.......
a few weeks go by,.........
our hero comes into the same bar, seees a fresh 5 gallon water jug filled with hundred dollar bills, orders a brew and asks about the jug.
"Well, the bartender says--you remember the horse what you made laugh?"
yup! says our boy.
well now he wont stop laughin, been going on like that for 3 weeks now,...the vets afraid he's gonna die ifn we caint make him stop. So now the bets a hunnerd dollars to make him stop laughin and start crying.
Our hero peels off a hundred dollar bill and walks out back to the barn. one minute later-everyone for a mile around could hear BAM! the horse kicks the side of the barn,....BAM BAM BAM! and then this keening wail followed by a horse actually crying.
our hero returns to the bar to collect his winnings,....
the bartender asks "how the heck did ya do it?"
well, to make him laugh, i simply told him my pecker was bigger n his was,.....
how'd ya make him cry? asked the barkeep,...
i proved that my pecker was bigger n his! said our hero, as he walked out the door and off into the sunset,..........