Another Tiny Joke =)?!
Question: There were these two guys in a bar, which was on the 20th floor of a building. The first man said " I bet you ￡100 I can jump out that window and come straight back in!" The second man says "Ok, sure." and the barman holds the bet. The first man jumps out the window and disappears for a second before jumping straight back in. Disappointed about losing the ￡100, the second man says: " I'll bet you another ￡100 you can't do it again." So the barman holds the bet. Sure enough, the first man jumps out the window, disappears for a second, then jumps straight back in. Thinking he must have caught a freak gust of wind, the second man says "Ok, I bet you ￡300 I can jump out the window and come straight back in." The first man says" Ok, sure." The second man jumps out the window and falls to the footpath below. He is dead. Back up in the bar, the barman says to the first man " Gee, you can be a bastard when you're pissed, Superman."
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Answers: There were these two guys in a bar, which was on the 20th floor of a building. The first man said " I bet you ￡100 I can jump out that window and come straight back in!" The second man says "Ok, sure." and the barman holds the bet. The first man jumps out the window and disappears for a second before jumping straight back in. Disappointed about losing the ￡100, the second man says: " I'll bet you another ￡100 you can't do it again." So the barman holds the bet. Sure enough, the first man jumps out the window, disappears for a second, then jumps straight back in. Thinking he must have caught a freak gust of wind, the second man says "Ok, I bet you ￡300 I can jump out the window and come straight back in." The first man says" Ok, sure." The second man jumps out the window and falls to the footpath below. He is dead. Back up in the bar, the barman says to the first man " Gee, you can be a bastard when you're pissed, Superman."
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WOW! Simply terrific! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! LMAO! Star for you!!!
good one!! =]
THATS MY JOKE!
Oh My Gosh no wonder he came back in
ummmmm
ooookkkaayyy..................
funny but a lil weird
i dont get it
Funny.
here's a tiny joke
man walks into a bar with a newt on his shoulder
pint for me scotch for tiny he says to the barman
barman being curious says why do you call him tiny
man says cos he's my newt
heard it before
um not really that good i mean.....superman?!
Brilliant. I like it thanks for sharing. Worth a star.
it was ok
ah, i forgot that one! great re-post, thanks!
Lol. I remember seeing that one in a book.
good job though
pmsl...very good.