Dumb questions Joke.?!
Question: Below are questions that people "actually asked" of Park Rangers around the USA, proving once again that there is no known limit to the depths of human stupidity. (Source: Outside Magazine)
Grand Canyon National Park...
Was this man-made?
Do you light it up at night?
I bought tickets for the elevator to the bottom -- where is it?
So where are the faces of the presidents?
Everglades National Park...
Are the alligators real?
Are the baby alligators for sale?
Where are all the rides?
What time does the two o'clock bus leave?
Denali National Park (Alaska)...
What time do you feed the bears?
Can you show me where the yeti lives?
How often do you mow the tundra?
How much does Mount McKinley weigh?
Mesa Verde National Park... (cliff dwelling of the ancestral Pueblo people who made it their home for over 700 years, from A.D. 600 to A.D. 1300.)
Did people build this, or did Indians?
Why did they build the ruins so close to the road?
What did they worship in the kivas -- their own made-up religion?
Do you know of any undiscovered ruins?
Why did the Indians decide to live in Colorado?
Carlsbad Caverns National Park... (More than 85 caves underlie the park)
How much of the cave is underground?
So what's in the unexplored part of the cave?
Does it ever rain in here?
How many Ping-Pong balls would it take to fill this up?
So what is this -- just a hole in the ground?
Yosemite National Park...
Where are the cages for the animals?
What time do you turn on Yosemite Falls?
Can I get my picture taken with the carving of President Clinton?
Yellowstone National Park...
Does Old Faithful erupt at night?
How do you turn it on?
When does the guy who turns it on get to sleep?
We had no trouble finding the park entrances, but where are the exits?
Answers: Below are questions that people "actually asked" of Park Rangers around the USA, proving once again that there is no known limit to the depths of human stupidity. (Source: Outside Magazine)
Grand Canyon National Park...
Was this man-made?
Do you light it up at night?
I bought tickets for the elevator to the bottom -- where is it?
So where are the faces of the presidents?
Everglades National Park...
Are the alligators real?
Are the baby alligators for sale?
Where are all the rides?
What time does the two o'clock bus leave?
Denali National Park (Alaska)...
What time do you feed the bears?
Can you show me where the yeti lives?
How often do you mow the tundra?
How much does Mount McKinley weigh?
Mesa Verde National Park... (cliff dwelling of the ancestral Pueblo people who made it their home for over 700 years, from A.D. 600 to A.D. 1300.)
Did people build this, or did Indians?
Why did they build the ruins so close to the road?
What did they worship in the kivas -- their own made-up religion?
Do you know of any undiscovered ruins?
Why did the Indians decide to live in Colorado?
Carlsbad Caverns National Park... (More than 85 caves underlie the park)
How much of the cave is underground?
So what's in the unexplored part of the cave?
Does it ever rain in here?
How many Ping-Pong balls would it take to fill this up?
So what is this -- just a hole in the ground?
Yosemite National Park...
Where are the cages for the animals?
What time do you turn on Yosemite Falls?
Can I get my picture taken with the carving of President Clinton?
Yellowstone National Park...
Does Old Faithful erupt at night?
How do you turn it on?
When does the guy who turns it on get to sleep?
We had no trouble finding the park entrances, but where are the exits?
thats why they have cars on the wrong side of the road lol pmsl.
hehe proves how stupid americans are
((please don't take this as racism, hate or stereotyping the smartest person i know is american))
brill just goes to show how relly thick we all can be
ROFL omgeez ppl r sooooo stupid sum tymes
omg, This is hilarious. I can't believe these people.
Very entertaining. You only have to look at yahoo answers to see the illiteracy and stupidy of the human race, though.
Don' worry...stupidity is not unique to Americans.We once owned a hamburger shop with $2 specials. We were often asked 'how much is your $2 specials?"
where's the bathroom?
Brilliant. I like it thanks for sharing. Worth a star.
Oh how amazing!
Thanks for sharing! LO! *
hi quizard very good, loved youre joke blue
LOL!!! I can't believe those people... I swear... it's a wonder that America can survive with so many morons... LOL! ^_^
I love this one So what's in the unexplored part of the cave?
Hehehehehe too priceless for words! And just think of how hard it is for the rangers not to burst out laughing at the idiot questions! Thanks for the belly laughs! Hugs and smoochies, Pami xoxo ^_^
LOL!!!
Remember-these people vote and breed. Thank you, good ones.
good
OH HELL HONEY WHEN I'M TWO SHEETS AWAY I WILL ALSO ASK THE ENTRANCES OF THE PARK?
HERE HAVE A STAR AND THANKS FOR THAT LAUGH.xxx
hahahaha!!!!
very funny
thanks for sharing.
lol.... very funny. ;)
I am never to amazed of how very stupid some people can be LOL Today in our local town paper there was a head line that read Woman rolls her truck .within the article it said The woman was driving with her pet rabbit in a cage next to her the cage somehow slipped into the floor so she was frantically trying to catch the cage as it was falling and lost control of the truck.She stated to the office on the scene that she was worried the cage would come open .Hello it was inside the truck where would the rabbit go????It happens everyday !!! Another one is born and the cycle never ends !!! lol
funny.......
starred!!
and to the other girl up top......its not that we are stupid, but there are stupid people everywhere.
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh