What is the most offensive/messed up joke you have ever heard?!
Question: What is the most offensive joke you have ever heard?
Dead baby, Sexist, Racist, anything goes
Try and top this:
How many revolutions in the microwave does it take for a baby to explode?-------------I dont know, i lost count when i started masterbating.
Answers: What is the most offensive joke you have ever heard?
Dead baby, Sexist, Racist, anything goes
Try and top this:
How many revolutions in the microwave does it take for a baby to explode?-------------I dont know, i lost count when i started masterbating.
lol i love your dead baby joke, i got a few of my own actually.
How many baby's does it take to paint a wall?
Depends on how hard you throw em'..
Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari?
I dont have a ferrari in my garage.
How many black guys does it take to make a roof?
Depends on how thin you slice em'..
A black guy and a white guy are in a tree, if they both jump at the same time, who lands first?
The white guy, because the black guy is still hangin...
A man goes into a footlocker and looks around. A store assistant comes over and asks him if he needs any help. The man replies that he's looking for some really, really unique shoes. The assistant looks around and tells the man to follow him to the back. They go to the back of the store and the assistant brings out a pair of shoes. He says "these shoes are made from REAL human skin." The man replies "wow they look great, how much are they?" The assitant says "well we're sellin them for $10,000.." the man declines the offer and begins to walk away when the assistant exclaims, "wait! we have them in black for $10 dollars!!"
Lol hope ya guys liked em :D
Lol hoped ya guys liked em, and yes i know, very f'ed up, im sorry...
q. whats green and red and does 3,000 rpm's
a. frog in a blender!
Q. What do you call an old white lady?
A. A graham-cracker..
I've heard some evil ones before.
1) Q. What's the difference between a pizza oven and a Jew?
A. A Pizza doesn't scream in an oven
2) Q. A Mexican and a Black guy are in a car. Who is driving?
A. A police officer
3) Q. How do you blindfold and Asian?
A. With floss
these are too evil. Especially the first one.
This one is messed up but funny:
A pedophile and a little boy are walking through a dark forest, the little boy says to the pedophile "gee mister I'm really scarred", the pedophile looks back at the boy and says "YOUR scarred, I have to walk back alone"
Q Why was Michael Jackson disappointed with Boyz 2 Men?
A He thought it was a delivery service
Q Why did Michael Jackson rush to KMart?
A He heard that boys pants were half off.