Jokes, do you have the best joke??!
Question: It can be 1,2,3,4 i dont care how many as long as they are good. It can be any kind, Yo Mamma, Doctor, Blonde, just jokes. Also riddles are allowwed.
Answers: It can be 1,2,3,4 i dont care how many as long as they are good. It can be any kind, Yo Mamma, Doctor, Blonde, just jokes. Also riddles are allowwed.
yo mama is so fat when she stepped on a nikel a buger came out of gorge washingtons nose...
you mama is so fat when she crosed the t.v i missed 3 episodeess
okay there is american .. indian and a hillbilly they havent eaten in 3 days and they c a farm but it says no tesspassing but they do anyway...minutes later police arrive the indian hides behind the cows the american hides behind the pigs and the hillbilly goes behind a tomatoe patch..when the police go to the cown the indian goes moo mooo so they dont know hes there wen they go to the pigs the american goes oinnk oink so the police dont know hes there then the police go to the tomatoe pach and the hillbilly goes tomatoeee and he goes to jaill lmaoooo get it????????//
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have you seen the movie constipated
a: because it never came out
Your Mamma's glasses are so thick that when she looks down at a map she see's people waving. lol
There was an American woman and a French man who wanted to get married. The American woman told the man he needed to learn at least 3 words before they got married. So the French man first went to the airport and learned "take off". Then he went to the zoo and learned "zebra". Then he went to the hospital and learned "baby". When he got back the woman asked, "What are the words?" the French man replied, "Take off zèbrá babay!"
the best jokes are the ones that are idk how to say it but here is one.
if someone teases you tease them back like, don't talk about yourself, don't look at the mirror because your face is way uglier than mine and you might break it
(this is mean)
How do helen kellers parents punish her?
they move the furniture around!
I don't have anything against blonde people....
Joke: how many dumb blonde jokes are there in the world?
A: None cause they're all true!
I don't mean to insult anyone personally I love Mexican people but-
Joke: Why isn't Mexico in the Olympics?
A: because all the ones that can run jump and swim are over here.
This isn't directed to your mother....
Joke: yo mam ma so fat that when she went bungee jumping she brought down the bridge.
Joke:Yo mamma so ugly that when she went bugie jumping the tied the cord around her neck.
There is a American a, Jamaican and a English person on board a plane.
While on the plane the pilot asks do you know were we are? and immediately the American responds i do, we are in the US because when I reached out the window I touched the statue of liberty. several hours later the pilot asks do you know were we are?, and the British Person responds- i do... we are in England because when I reached outside I touched big Ben. another couple hours later the pilot asks do you know were we are?, but this time the Jamaican responds... I do Mon we be in my Homeland, Jamaica. the pilot asks ... Well how do you know? then Jamaican then responds. well because when I be sticking my hand out the window Mon, I be having a watch on, but I be pulling my hand back in there be no watch!