Funny British Humor.?!
Question: A few years ago, there was a boy who was born with only his head and body, without any arms or legs. All his life he was ridiculed, but he was able to put up with it. Finally on his 18th birthday, his father decided to go and take him to get his first beer.
They reach the bar, and the father orders two beers, one with a straw in it. Well, the boy went and had his first sip of alochol, when all of a sudden, out sprung both his arms! Fully developed and fuctioning. He then went and took another big gulp of beer, and Whosh!, out popped two legs, fully developed and functioning.
Why, the boy was so excited, that he ran out into the street jumping up and down, when all of a sudden, he was hit by a truck, and killed instantly.
Everyone was astonished, and then the bartender turned to the father and says,"He should of stop while he was ahead!"
As usual, star if you like.
Answers: A few years ago, there was a boy who was born with only his head and body, without any arms or legs. All his life he was ridiculed, but he was able to put up with it. Finally on his 18th birthday, his father decided to go and take him to get his first beer.
They reach the bar, and the father orders two beers, one with a straw in it. Well, the boy went and had his first sip of alochol, when all of a sudden, out sprung both his arms! Fully developed and fuctioning. He then went and took another big gulp of beer, and Whosh!, out popped two legs, fully developed and functioning.
Why, the boy was so excited, that he ran out into the street jumping up and down, when all of a sudden, he was hit by a truck, and killed instantly.
Everyone was astonished, and then the bartender turned to the father and says,"He should of stop while he was ahead!"
As usual, star if you like.
hahahaha!!!!
excellent
thanks for sharing
star
i wonder what else he would have grown if he'd kept drinking
as with the other poster I kept wondering the same thing
Um is it supposed to be funny?
Cuz I don't get it...and why would a person grow arms and legs while drinking beer lol
My dad would've had 4000 arms and 5000 legs by now
i dont get this ::
Everyone was astonished, and then the bartender turned to the father and says,"He should of stop while he was ahead!"
cud u please add details in ur question explaining this??
please im curious!
P.S. i usually dont get jokes as fast as the others do... so dont mind! =|
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