Really good particle joke to pull on some one while there sleeping?!


Question: If it is the case that you meant "practical joke" then I will give you instructions on a prank your buddy will never forget - literally he might need some psychological help after this. Fist obtain a big black heavy duty garbage bag (May be purchased at Wal-Mart or Home Depot), a sturdy and strong piece of rope (This is Important), and find a beehive (Preferably a yellow jacket nest, or one that is hanging from a tree branch). This involves two friends so get ready to be quick and stay on task!) Have one friend, (Preferably the one better at hand and eye coordination) hold the bag directly under the hive. Make sure he is ready holding the bag under the beehive with the plastic bag open ready to be closed upon immediate impact. Cut the roof of the hive in the fastest motion possible but with the most force ( *IMPORTANT* Be synchronized with your friend) Align the DROP before hand with care, practice with a similar object before attempting) As soon as your friend catches the hive he must immediately hold the bag closed tight around the opening. (It is going to sound like all living hell in that bag but hold tight, your *** really depends on it) Tie the top of the bag with the rope and make sure it is a tight knot! At this point be very gentle with the bag, you do not want it to break it any fashion- yet! Store the bag in a safe but outdoor place. Invite your friend over with open arms and unusually friendly gestures - Make sure the sleep over is in a tent or garage. In the middle of the night 3 - 4 a.m. leave the room quietly making sure the victim will not awake. Retrieve the bag. (A few gentle shakes to stir up the bee's is acceptable and fine). Let loose the bag while the victim is sleeping and then haul *** to get the **** out. This can also work with ding dong ditching! Enjoy Kiddies and of course don't forget the magic words ATTEMPT AT YOUR OWN RISK!


Answers: If it is the case that you meant "practical joke" then I will give you instructions on a prank your buddy will never forget - literally he might need some psychological help after this. Fist obtain a big black heavy duty garbage bag (May be purchased at Wal-Mart or Home Depot), a sturdy and strong piece of rope (This is Important), and find a beehive (Preferably a yellow jacket nest, or one that is hanging from a tree branch). This involves two friends so get ready to be quick and stay on task!) Have one friend, (Preferably the one better at hand and eye coordination) hold the bag directly under the hive. Make sure he is ready holding the bag under the beehive with the plastic bag open ready to be closed upon immediate impact. Cut the roof of the hive in the fastest motion possible but with the most force ( *IMPORTANT* Be synchronized with your friend) Align the DROP before hand with care, practice with a similar object before attempting) As soon as your friend catches the hive he must immediately hold the bag closed tight around the opening. (It is going to sound like all living hell in that bag but hold tight, your *** really depends on it) Tie the top of the bag with the rope and make sure it is a tight knot! At this point be very gentle with the bag, you do not want it to break it any fashion- yet! Store the bag in a safe but outdoor place. Invite your friend over with open arms and unusually friendly gestures - Make sure the sleep over is in a tent or garage. In the middle of the night 3 - 4 a.m. leave the room quietly making sure the victim will not awake. Retrieve the bag. (A few gentle shakes to stir up the bee's is acceptable and fine). Let loose the bag while the victim is sleeping and then haul *** to get the **** out. This can also work with ding dong ditching! Enjoy Kiddies and of course don't forget the magic words ATTEMPT AT YOUR OWN RISK!

t bag them.

Practical? Shave their eyebrows. Make an enemy for life.

you could put ions in their hair. that's one of the funnies "particle" jokes I know.

warm water and the hand

Fill their hand with shaving cream particles then tickle their ear with a feather and let the particle fun begin, lol@Ruthie.

So, this muon and a quark walk into a bar...

dip their pinkie finger in luke warm water. they'll wet the bed

ahhhh.. you'd like this site my friend...

www.pranksite.com

There's a complete separate category for sleeping pranks. HAVE FUN!

do what they did on "viva la bam" and seran-wrap (spelling) them to the matress.... just don't cover their head... then the fun ends

If it's a guy, paint the toe nails pink!

put chewed gum in their hair.. that's a "particle" joke for me...

Find some dog **** and place it strategically down the back of their pants then see if they admit they **** themselves when they wake up, or if they wake up embarrassed and try and hide the fact that they have a turd in their pants.

write "needs 2 b refilled pronto - 2 empty 4 his own good!!!" on their forehead w/ a sharpie...
& try 2 get him outside b4 he takes a look @ the mirror...
now, THAT would be fun!!!

well to be frank your grammar is so poor

its mean to do it while there sleeping but not as bad when their unconsious and may i ask who are you planning to do something to

OMG James, that is the absolute worst "particle" joke ever =)

This is a really cool one.
Set or reset and alarm to 2 a.m. or 3 a.m. and hide the alarm at a secret place like at the closet behing t.v. or a half open drawer. for more sleeping pranks visit:
http://www.bored.com/pranksite/cate15/Sl...

pour cold water.in the ear.

Just wet his/her bed with lot of water (specifically under his/her genital area). See what happen tomorrow :)

oh man your very funny i almost fell down laughing. you are very good at this. you are a natural at this. keep on typing those keys. your jokes are very funny.


do reply, take care, bye bye



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