Soooo funny!!!!?!
Question: There was a man who had worked all of his life and had saved all of his money and was a real miser when it came to his money.
He loved money more than just about anything.
Just before he died, he said to his wife, "Now listen. When I die, I want you to take all my money and put it in the casket with me. I want to take my money to the afterlife with me.
He made her promise with all her heart that when he died, she would put all of the money in the casket with him.
Well, he died. He was stretched out in the casket, his wife was sitting there in black, and her friend was sitting next to her.
When they finished the ceremony, just before the undertakers got ready to close the casket, the wife said, "Wait just a minute!' She had a box with her, she came over with the box and put it in the casket.
Then the undertakers locked the casket down, and they rolled it away. So her friend said, "Girl, I know you weren't fool enough to put all that money in there with your husband!"
She said, "Listen, I'm a Christian. I can't go back on my word. I promised him that I was gonna put that money in that casket with him.
"You mean to tell me you really put that money in the casket with him!?
"I sure did," said the wife. "I wrote him a check."
Never Underestimate The Intelligence of a Woman.
Answers: There was a man who had worked all of his life and had saved all of his money and was a real miser when it came to his money.
He loved money more than just about anything.
Just before he died, he said to his wife, "Now listen. When I die, I want you to take all my money and put it in the casket with me. I want to take my money to the afterlife with me.
He made her promise with all her heart that when he died, she would put all of the money in the casket with him.
Well, he died. He was stretched out in the casket, his wife was sitting there in black, and her friend was sitting next to her.
When they finished the ceremony, just before the undertakers got ready to close the casket, the wife said, "Wait just a minute!' She had a box with her, she came over with the box and put it in the casket.
Then the undertakers locked the casket down, and they rolled it away. So her friend said, "Girl, I know you weren't fool enough to put all that money in there with your husband!"
She said, "Listen, I'm a Christian. I can't go back on my word. I promised him that I was gonna put that money in that casket with him.
"You mean to tell me you really put that money in the casket with him!?
"I sure did," said the wife. "I wrote him a check."
Never Underestimate The Intelligence of a Woman.
good thinking, girl!
lmao...star.
lmao !!!
Ha!
great! made me laugh
Lmao! Very clever!
lmbo, rofl, star!!!!
love it, women are just so brilliant,
lol thats pretty good
LOL!!! I'm gonna show this to my father-in-law,he has more money then God, and don't spend a dime of it. We ask him all the time, you gonna take it with you.
Very good
clever!
Love it! The moral of the story is "never underestimate the intelligence of a woman". I am going to spread this around.
hi
Ouch! xD
Excellent!
Here's a star! *
Well, it's kinda more a man-put-down but not exactly funny! Glad you enjoy it!
Sooo FUNNY...I am gunna tell my friends that...thnx...good job
XD
wow that sucked
BOOOO
hahhahhaahhahahha
that was funny + made me proud being a woman
star for you
hhahhahahhaha
lol funny one :) !!!
hahahahahahahahahahahaha how do i stop laughing?????
lmfao hahahahahaha excellent!!!!
hahahaha!!!
hilarious lol
thanks for sharing.