Please read this joke last one to-night?!
Question: One night, a father passed by his son's room and heard his son praying:
"God bless Mommy, Daddy, and Grandma. Ta ta, Grandpa."
The father didn't quite know what this meant, but was glad his son was praying.
The next morning, they found Grandpa dead on the floor of a heart attack.
The father reassured himself that it was just a coincidence, but was still a bit spooked.
The next night, he heard his son praying again: "God bless Mommy and Daddy. Ta ta, Grandma."
The father was worried, but decided to wait until morning.
Sure enough, the next morning Grandma was on the floor, dead of a heart attack.
Really scared now, the father decided to wait outside his son's door the next night.
And sure enough, the boy started to pray: "God bless Mommy. Ta ta, Daddy."
Now the father was crapping his pants.
He stayed up all night, and went to the doctor's early the next day to make sure his health was fine.
When he finally came home, his wife was waiting on the porch.
She said, "Thank God you're here -- we could really use your help! We found the milkman dead on our porch this morning!"
Answers: One night, a father passed by his son's room and heard his son praying:
"God bless Mommy, Daddy, and Grandma. Ta ta, Grandpa."
The father didn't quite know what this meant, but was glad his son was praying.
The next morning, they found Grandpa dead on the floor of a heart attack.
The father reassured himself that it was just a coincidence, but was still a bit spooked.
The next night, he heard his son praying again: "God bless Mommy and Daddy. Ta ta, Grandma."
The father was worried, but decided to wait until morning.
Sure enough, the next morning Grandma was on the floor, dead of a heart attack.
Really scared now, the father decided to wait outside his son's door the next night.
And sure enough, the boy started to pray: "God bless Mommy. Ta ta, Daddy."
Now the father was crapping his pants.
He stayed up all night, and went to the doctor's early the next day to make sure his health was fine.
When he finally came home, his wife was waiting on the porch.
She said, "Thank God you're here -- we could really use your help! We found the milkman dead on our porch this morning!"
HAHAHAHA this is hilarious. Star for you. lmao..you are officially my favorite person here.
lol... high larious
another:
Bobby was once in the playyard and his friend, Dan, told him, "I know how to trick adults into giving me money" Bobby was intrigued because he wanted a new PlayStation.
Dan said, "All adults have secrets, so if u just tell them that you know their secret, they give you money."
As soon as Bobby got home, he tried it on his father who met him at the door. "Daddy, I know your secret."
The father put on a straight face and said, "Here's $50. Just please, don't tell your mother."
Bobby, happy that the trick actually worked, went to his mother, "Mommy, I know your secret."
Surely enough, the mother put on a straight face and said "Alright, but here's $100 and just please dont tell your father."
Bobby left once again with a smile on his face as he could now afford his new PlayStation.
As soon as he left home to but it, he encountered the mailman. He wanted more controlers so that his friends could play with him so he though, What the heck...
He told the mailman, "I know your secret..."
To this, the mailman got on his knees, opened his arms, and replied, "Well, then come to daddy!!!"
I don't get it, maybey email me to tell me how it works.
HAHAHA
LMAOOO
sooo funny
hhahaha crzy funny mann...nice one...
That's funny, in a weird, twisted way.
imm not sure but is the milkman his dad or watt can anyone email me oplease and expalin i to me
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Strange sense of humor
hehehehehhe that's a good one
LQTM that is sooo funny
btw Julia Y yes the milkman is his father.
Excellent...have a star! LMAO
i didnt get the first one, but NICE one Perez
LOL _____ROFL-TELL'S IT ALL.:)
haha. :D
LOL
ROLF!!!! LOL!!! that's sooooooooooo dang funny!!!!!
*DieHardJonasBrothersFan*
heard it many times, but still very funny
worthy of a star
that is really funny!!!!!!!!
LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oh I get it the milk man was the boy real dad.
i read this on funpages , my friends have sent me this joke several several times and it's still FUNNY!!
SOMETIME FATHER IS THE NEIGHBOUR,AT TIMES IT IS THE POSTMAN, AND AT TIMES IT IS THE GARDENER!!
hahahaha!!!
hilarious lol
thanks for sharing.