What's the stupidest thing you've ever heard someone say?!


Question: to level the playing field, don't quote the following people:
Geroge W. Bush,
John Madden,
Mariah Carey,
Paris Hilton,
or Yogi Berra.
I think Bill Engvall material is fair game.

here's an example from Mariah Carey:
"Whenever I watch TV and I see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can’t help but cry. I mean I would love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff"


Answers: to level the playing field, don't quote the following people:
Geroge W. Bush,
John Madden,
Mariah Carey,
Paris Hilton,
or Yogi Berra.
I think Bill Engvall material is fair game.

here's an example from Mariah Carey:
"Whenever I watch TV and I see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can’t help but cry. I mean I would love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff"

Well being a HR Manager I come across many beauties...here are a few: -

"I have a bachelorette degree in computers."

"I can play well with others."

"Reason for leaving last job: Pushed aside so the vice president's girlfriend could steal my job."

"Special Skills: Speak English."

"Thank you for your consideration. Hope to hear from you shorty!!!"

Lol =]
Good point!

Oh my word, that Mariah Carey quote is horrible!!!

Well, the stupidest thing I ever heard, was during the time I was waiting for my adoptive sons birth. His biological mother/family were Mexican, who only spoke spanish. Some mental giant asked me......"How are you going to understand him when he starts to talk?" Here's your sign.....

Paris Hilton-"What do Wal-Mart sell, like wall stuff?"

ok wow lol
i thought the miss south carolina deal was hilarious! u should watch it on youtube if u havent seen it already.... maannn that explains a lot :)

the stupidest thing Ive ever heard was when i told sum1 a fact an they reply ed "really"...............adding to that i said no not really if it wasn't true i wouldn't be telling you dumb ***!!!!

my personal fav.....im not short............im jus not tall!!!!!!!!!!!

hehe
<3 Meeli <3

Haha, way too many to count. here are a couple:
(Talking about the superbowl) "It's a once in a life-time thing that only happens every so often"-Randy Moss

"Smoking kills-if you're killed you've lost a very important part of your life" -Brooke Shields

"It’s not that I dislike many people. It’s just that I don’t like many people.” — Bryant Gumbel

“He speaks English, Spanish, and he’s bilingual too.” — Don King

“I think gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman.” — Arnold Schwarzenegger

“I’m sounding worse than Jessica Simpson right now. She’s looking like a rock scientist.” — Tara Reid

Mariah Carey said that?! Wow, she's dumb, its true what they say, "you can be pretty or smart, but never both." I would rather be smart than rich, I couldn't face myself if I was any of these dumb celebs who can't get a clue.

jessica simpson "is this chicken or fish im eating"

OK, well

There were 3 people in an airplane. An old lady, a democrat, and George Bush.
The old lady says "i wanna help my city" and she trows a hundred dollars out he window.
Bush says "i wanna help my country", and he throws a thousand dollars out the window.
The democrat says "i wanna help the world" and he trows Bush out the window.

:P

Jessica simpson- Is this tuna or chicken in eating?

Eating Chicken of the Sea Tuna

Sitting in math class, i noticed it was snowing.
Me: look, it's snowing!
friend: Where?

Okay, I've always worked with customers and here are two beauties.

One day this guy walks into the mom and pop store where I'm checking out customers and looks at me. "Are you guys open today?" No, we're just a figment of your imagination.

Then I'm working at another store many years later and this lady came in to ask if we're hiring and I told her yes and what jobs were open. As she was leaving she turned and looked at me before asking. "Do I need to put in a job application?" I learned not to be sacastic to a customer but she caught herself and started to laugh. We joked about how no, we would just know her information through telepathy. She was actually very good natured for being blonde. (Not really)



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