Yo mama jokes 4?!


Question: Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!
Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!
Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!
Yo momma so fat, when she went out side in a red dress, everyone yelled, "HEY, KOOL-AID!
Yo momma so fat we're in her right now.
Yo momma so fat, she goes to a restaurant, looks at the menu and says, Okay!
Yo momma so fat, she has to iron her pants on the driveway.
Yo momma so fat I've known her all my life ... and I still haven't seen ALL of her!
Yo momma so fat , her legs are like spoiled milk - white & chunky!
Yo momma so fat even her clothes have stretch marks!
Yo momma so fat she uses a parachute as a sock.
Yo momma so fat the animals at the zoo feed her.
Yo momma so fat she stands in two time zones.
Yo momma so fat she put on some BVD's and by the time they reached her waist they spelled out boulevard.


Answers: Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!
Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!
Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!
Yo momma so fat, when she went out side in a red dress, everyone yelled, "HEY, KOOL-AID!
Yo momma so fat we're in her right now.
Yo momma so fat, she goes to a restaurant, looks at the menu and says, Okay!
Yo momma so fat, she has to iron her pants on the driveway.
Yo momma so fat I've known her all my life ... and I still haven't seen ALL of her!
Yo momma so fat , her legs are like spoiled milk - white & chunky!
Yo momma so fat even her clothes have stretch marks!
Yo momma so fat she uses a parachute as a sock.
Yo momma so fat the animals at the zoo feed her.
Yo momma so fat she stands in two time zones.
Yo momma so fat she put on some BVD's and by the time they reached her waist they spelled out boulevard.

Those are funny! I love your jokes! They make me happy! :-)

yo mama jokes are stupid and they are not funny anymore

...Kay.

Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!

that was the only one that i never heard

I had heard some of them before but still very funny! Thanx for sharing

These r really good
keep it up

haahahahahahahaha

yeah yo mamma jokes are too lame these days

no offens but those jokes kind of suck

Yo mamma jkz r funni! theze r wot i av heard...
Yo mamma iz soooo fat she thought cheerios were donut seedz!
Yo mamma iz sooo fat, wen u slap her *** u ride tha wavez!
leena...

love the jokes here are some more
yo momma so fat when she steps into the pool everyone screams ahh tidal wave! yo momma so fat when she stepped outside the house the scientists said ahh another solar eclipse! your momma so fat her bed is the ground cause when she lay down the bed breaks and she on the ground! your momma is so fat she was typin and she broke the keyboard! your momma so fat when she got on a plane from california to new york she landed at the airport in california and then cause she so stupid she said it is nice here in australia! u momma so fat when she tried texting she ate the phone and pressed the buttons with her teeth!
Hope u liked the jokes! and i would love to hear more of your jokes! email me at lstradeshow@yahoo.com with more jokes! i love them!

uh ok...yea..

i think these r hilaious. now i have more to say to the little middle scoolers on the bus. they r so annoying and they think their yo momma jokes are cool. they suck on ice.

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