Nudism....?!
Question: A man moves into a nudist colony. He receives a letter from his mother asking him to send her a current photo of himself in his new location. Too embarrassed to let her know that he lives in a nudist colony, he cuts a photo in half and sends her the top half.
Later he receives another letter asking him to send a picture to his grandmother. The man cuts another picture in half, but accidentally sends the bottom half of the photo. He is really worried when he realizes that he sent the wrong half, but then remembers how bad his grandmother's eyesight is, and hopes she won't notice.
A few weeks later, he receives a letter from his grandmother. It says... "Thank you for the picture. Change your hair style, it makes your nose look too short!"
Answers: A man moves into a nudist colony. He receives a letter from his mother asking him to send her a current photo of himself in his new location. Too embarrassed to let her know that he lives in a nudist colony, he cuts a photo in half and sends her the top half.
Later he receives another letter asking him to send a picture to his grandmother. The man cuts another picture in half, but accidentally sends the bottom half of the photo. He is really worried when he realizes that he sent the wrong half, but then remembers how bad his grandmother's eyesight is, and hopes she won't notice.
A few weeks later, he receives a letter from his grandmother. It says... "Thank you for the picture. Change your hair style, it makes your nose look too short!"
Another good joke and another one I had to retrieve from your profile.
Ha ha. Thanks for sharing.
lmao...it must be embarrasing to think thats only a nose...poor guy
Mr. Carp!
Very good.
looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo...
Thats a snorter!!
LMAO! Best one all day.
good one
LOL
Good one.
I went to a nudists' wedding recently.....
....I came within an inch of being the Best Man !!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yj6cbM-h8...
HAPPY BIRTHDAY,
hehehe, loved it hun, pmsl
That`s ace another great one ha ha ha ,,,
lol! funny!
haha funi!
Lmao....you've done it again...
thx for the laugh
ha ha ha, that is funny, lol
Excellent joke.
very good. right on the nose!!!!.