Blond jokes num.2?!


Question: 1 one day there were a woman and a man walking down the street. they were a couple. the woman was a dits and the man was intelligent. they deciced that they should do a petition that says should she be brunette or blonde. when he asked people why the signed blonde they said LOOK AT HER!!

2. one day a blonde was watching t.v. her t.v. went off and it said please stand by so she got up and stood by the t.v. untill it wen back on.

3. three girls were driving really fast one red head on brunette and one blonde. the cops were chasing them. they stoped the car at a farm and hid in haystacks. one cop kicked one haystack and the girl said moo the cop said just a stupid cow. he kicked another haystack and she said baaa. he said just a stupid goat. he went over to the third haystack and kicked and the blonde said pa-ta-toe.
and they all got aressted.
4. a blonde got a card it said made by phillip. when she got to the party all she did was stand by phillip. when she left, her friends


Answers: 1 one day there were a woman and a man walking down the street. they were a couple. the woman was a dits and the man was intelligent. they deciced that they should do a petition that says should she be brunette or blonde. when he asked people why the signed blonde they said LOOK AT HER!!

2. one day a blonde was watching t.v. her t.v. went off and it said please stand by so she got up and stood by the t.v. untill it wen back on.

3. three girls were driving really fast one red head on brunette and one blonde. the cops were chasing them. they stoped the car at a farm and hid in haystacks. one cop kicked one haystack and the girl said moo the cop said just a stupid cow. he kicked another haystack and she said baaa. he said just a stupid goat. he went over to the third haystack and kicked and the blonde said pa-ta-toe.
and they all got aressted.
4. a blonde got a card it said made by phillip. when she got to the party all she did was stand by phillip. when she left, her friends

hahahahahahahahahahahaha some1 call ambulance i m dying

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  • Old jokes, they would have been funny if told the way they were meant to be!

    the first one doesnt make any sense

    yeah i agree. u totally stuffed the wording and they werent even funny. oh and btw its not a question so it'll get deleted by yahoo staff

    not very funny...

    Why do you make blonde jokes if you are blonde? Damn, your stupid.

    no come on i know you copied and pasted this

    hahahaha!!!
    hilarious lol
    thanks for sharing.



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