JOKE please rate it 1 - 10?!
Question: A young soldier was posted to a very remote location. The commanding officer said to him, "Carruthers, we are isolated out here, but we do make our own entertainment, on Sunday, it's Church, of course......"
"Sorry Sir, I'm not at all religious." He replied.
C.O. "Not to worry, Monday is Darts and Pool night......."
Soldier: Well, Sir, I am not really into bar room games.
C.O. Very well, Carruthers, Tuesday night is drinking night......"
Soldier: My father was an alcoholic, so I really despise liquor"
C.O. What, what...never mind, Wednesday we invite a few of the unattached ladies from the village to drop in....."
Soldier: Sorry sir, but I am not into loose women.
C.O. Good grief, man, your'e not homosexual, are you?
Soldier: Oh no sir, not at all.
C.O. Aah well, in that case, you probably won't enjoy Thursday nights, either.
Answers: A young soldier was posted to a very remote location. The commanding officer said to him, "Carruthers, we are isolated out here, but we do make our own entertainment, on Sunday, it's Church, of course......"
"Sorry Sir, I'm not at all religious." He replied.
C.O. "Not to worry, Monday is Darts and Pool night......."
Soldier: Well, Sir, I am not really into bar room games.
C.O. Very well, Carruthers, Tuesday night is drinking night......"
Soldier: My father was an alcoholic, so I really despise liquor"
C.O. What, what...never mind, Wednesday we invite a few of the unattached ladies from the village to drop in....."
Soldier: Sorry sir, but I am not into loose women.
C.O. Good grief, man, your'e not homosexual, are you?
Soldier: Oh no sir, not at all.
C.O. Aah well, in that case, you probably won't enjoy Thursday nights, either.
lmao...very funny 9/10
it was alright... I would give it maybe a 5 or 6
i give it a 7.5....it made me smile
ummm, hard to say, but it wasnt that funny, maybe 5
haha 51/2
FUNNY BECAUSE I KNO SOMEONE PRETENDING 9