Speeding Drunk, funny or not?!
Question: A drunk is driving with his parrot through the city and his car is weaving violently all over the road. A cop pulls him over. "So," says the cop to the driver, "where have you been?" "I've been to the pub," slurs the parrot and the drunk smiles. "Well," says the cop, "it looks like you've had quite a few." "He did all right," the parrot says and the drunk smiles. "Did you know," says the cop, standing straight and folding his arms, "that a few intersections back, your wife fell out of your car?" "Oh, thank heavens," sighs the parrot. "For a minute there, I thought I'd gone deaf."
Answers: A drunk is driving with his parrot through the city and his car is weaving violently all over the road. A cop pulls him over. "So," says the cop to the driver, "where have you been?" "I've been to the pub," slurs the parrot and the drunk smiles. "Well," says the cop, "it looks like you've had quite a few." "He did all right," the parrot says and the drunk smiles. "Did you know," says the cop, standing straight and folding his arms, "that a few intersections back, your wife fell out of your car?" "Oh, thank heavens," sighs the parrot. "For a minute there, I thought I'd gone deaf."
hahaha...superb lol.
i don't really get it but for some reason i laughed! ty alot :)!
ha ha ha
funnier than the others ones you told
im wetting my pants
has hhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
It was funny when I heard it first in 1900 a little stale now
funny
lol
oh that's funny ^^..but why should the parrot speak for the drunk? but they were funny..the wife and them..hahaha
So... why does there have to be a parrot?
funny. I like it.
Hahahahaha 10/10
Don't get.
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
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haha
LOL x]
so who pushed her?
Brilliant
funny