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Question: I wrote this question that sed i was bored and i wanted to get a good laugh once, and this is wat i picked as best answer!! I thought it was halarious!! Its definetly worth reading!! :D
this is long but well worth the read, i PROMISE! i literally laughed until i cried!! It crosses the max characters 2 work with so ill put it in parts:

Written by a lady who now knows better!

All hair removal methods have tricked women with their promises of easy, painless removal - the epilady, scissors, razors, Nair And now ... the wax.

My night began as any other normal weeknight. Come home, fix dinner, play with the kids. I then had the thought that would ring painfully in my mind for the next few hours: "Maybe I should pull the waxing kit out of the medicine cabinet."

So I headed to the site of my demise: the bathroom. It was one of those "cold wax" kits. No melting a clump of hot wax, you just rub the strips together in your hand, they get warm and you peel them apart and press them to your leg (or wherever else) and you pull the hair right off. No muss, no fuss. How hard can it be? I mean, I'm not a genius, but I am mechanically inclined enough to figure this out. (YA THINK!?!)

So I pull one of the thin strips out. Its two strips facing each other stuck together. Instead of rubbing them together, my genius kicks in so I get out the hair dryer and heat it to 1000 degrees. (" cold wax," yeah ... right!)

I lay the strip across my thigh. Hold the skin around it tight and pull. It works! Okay, so it wasn't the best feeling, but it wasn't too bad. I can do this! Hair removal no longer eludes me! I am She-rah, fighter of all wayward body hair and maker of smooth skin extraordinaire.

With my next wax strip I move north. After checking on the kids, I sneak back into the bathroom, for the ultimate hair fighting championship. I drop my panties and place one foot on the toilet. Using the same procedure, I apply the one strip across the right side of my bikini line, covering the right half of my *hoo-hoo* and stretching down to the inside of my butt cheek ( yes, it was a long strip). I inhale deeply and brace myself .... RRRRIIIPPP!!!!

I'm blind!!! Blinded from pain!!!! .... OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!


Answers: I wrote this question that sed i was bored and i wanted to get a good laugh once, and this is wat i picked as best answer!! I thought it was halarious!! Its definetly worth reading!! :D
this is long but well worth the read, i PROMISE! i literally laughed until i cried!! It crosses the max characters 2 work with so ill put it in parts:

Written by a lady who now knows better!

All hair removal methods have tricked women with their promises of easy, painless removal - the epilady, scissors, razors, Nair And now ... the wax.

My night began as any other normal weeknight. Come home, fix dinner, play with the kids. I then had the thought that would ring painfully in my mind for the next few hours: "Maybe I should pull the waxing kit out of the medicine cabinet."

So I headed to the site of my demise: the bathroom. It was one of those "cold wax" kits. No melting a clump of hot wax, you just rub the strips together in your hand, they get warm and you peel them apart and press them to your leg (or wherever else) and you pull the hair right off. No muss, no fuss. How hard can it be? I mean, I'm not a genius, but I am mechanically inclined enough to figure this out. (YA THINK!?!)

So I pull one of the thin strips out. Its two strips facing each other stuck together. Instead of rubbing them together, my genius kicks in so I get out the hair dryer and heat it to 1000 degrees. (" cold wax," yeah ... right!)

I lay the strip across my thigh. Hold the skin around it tight and pull. It works! Okay, so it wasn't the best feeling, but it wasn't too bad. I can do this! Hair removal no longer eludes me! I am She-rah, fighter of all wayward body hair and maker of smooth skin extraordinaire.

With my next wax strip I move north. After checking on the kids, I sneak back into the bathroom, for the ultimate hair fighting championship. I drop my panties and place one foot on the toilet. Using the same procedure, I apply the one strip across the right side of my bikini line, covering the right half of my *hoo-hoo* and stretching down to the inside of my butt cheek ( yes, it was a long strip). I inhale deeply and brace myself .... RRRRIIIPPP!!!!

I'm blind!!! Blinded from pain!!!! .... OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!

That's pretty good...and unfortunately reminds me of something that I could get myself into..I have done some of the most stupid things. I know this doesn't even compare to that, but several days ago, I was gettin ready to go to a dr appointment. After blowdrying my hair, I styled it and for once in a veeerrrry long time...I actually liked the way it looked and thought I was gonna look pretty good today. Ha! I sprayed some hair spray, got dressed and I think we all take that one last look in the mirror before we leave the house..don't we?? Well, I do..and I was so proud of my hair! Just the day before, I had decided that I was going to have it cut really short again because it just didn't do right anymore...now, I couldn't wait for the first compliment on my hair this day so I would talk myself out of cutting it off after waiting for a very long time for it to grow out. Well, I was so proud of it that I was determined for this style to last most of the day anyway..so I decide to give it a little more holding power..it was so bouncy and shiny and I wanted it to last as long as possible. So I picked up the can and started spraying one more time and after a few seconds, I realized that it smelled different..not bad..just different. That's when I looked at the can and realized that I had just sprayed Renuzit Air Freshener on my " once in a blue moon good hair day"..and I had no time to re-wash it! Oh well, I had to pull it back in a ponytail..it looked awful..it was greasy..looked dirty and was flat to my head..no more volume. But, it did smell pretty good. I have been trying really hard to find the bright side to every situation...hopefully someone would say to me "Gee, your hair smells terrific!" Didn't happen though. Wasn't that a commercial about shampoo a long time ago?
Like I said, this is not as good at the wax story, but it did happen and now I am very careful to read the label..that can was almost the same exact shape and size of my can of hairspray!

Funny! 100!

Lol

WOW YOU SPAZZ

hahahahah!! omg thats hillarious xDD
is that a true story?

i'm a guy! (duh) but i've seen my wife put herself through pain like that, but never to that extent!!! I love it!

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha that cheered me up lmao how funny

lolllzzzzzzz

hahahaha!!!
very funny
thanks for sharing.

awww maaannnn... i read the whole thing and didnt even smile. what a waste of time.



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