Haircut, funny or not?!
Question: A priest goes into a barbershop, gets a haircut, thanks the barber and asks how much he owes him.
The barber says, "Father, you're a holy man of the cloth, I couldn't charge you, it's on the house."
The priest says, "Thank you, my son," and leaves.
The next day, magically appearing on the doorstep of the barbershop are 12 silver coins. A few days later, a Sheik goes in for a trim, and when the time comes to pay the barber says,
"No money, please. You're a spiritual leader, a man of the people, it's on the house."
The Sheik says, "God bless you," and leaves.
The next day, magically appearing on the doorstep are 12 gold coins. The following week a rabbi comes in, gets a haircut, goes to pay, and the barber says,
"No, Rabbi, you are a learned man, a wise man, I can't take any money from you, go in peace."
The next day, magically appearing on the doorstep of the barbershop are 12 Rabbis!
Answers: A priest goes into a barbershop, gets a haircut, thanks the barber and asks how much he owes him.
The barber says, "Father, you're a holy man of the cloth, I couldn't charge you, it's on the house."
The priest says, "Thank you, my son," and leaves.
The next day, magically appearing on the doorstep of the barbershop are 12 silver coins. A few days later, a Sheik goes in for a trim, and when the time comes to pay the barber says,
"No money, please. You're a spiritual leader, a man of the people, it's on the house."
The Sheik says, "God bless you," and leaves.
The next day, magically appearing on the doorstep are 12 gold coins. The following week a rabbi comes in, gets a haircut, goes to pay, and the barber says,
"No, Rabbi, you are a learned man, a wise man, I can't take any money from you, go in peace."
The next day, magically appearing on the doorstep of the barbershop are 12 Rabbis!
12 Rabbis so they could all get a free haircut. Nice one. lol
I dont get that
Ha ha
tee hee hee!
Excellent joke! How about this one? (I read it on another Yahoo question today, it made me laugh).
John O'Reilly hoisted his beer and said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life, between the legs of me wife!" That won him the top prize at the local pub for the best toast of the night!
He went home and told his wife, Mary, "I won the prize for the best toast of the night."
She said, "Aye, did ye now, and what was your toast?"
John said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life, sitting in church beside me lovely wife."
"Oh, that is very nice indeed, John!" Mary said.
The next day, Mary ran into one of John's drinking buddies on the street corner.
The man chuckled leeringly and said, "John won the prize the other night at the pub with a toast about you, Mary."
She said, "Aye, he told me, and I was a bit surprised meself. You know, he's only been there twice in the last four years. Once he fell asleep, and the other time I had to pull him in by the ears to make him come!
i kinda get it but not that funny
that was amusing
lol! here a better joke:
Three drunken men woke up to find themselves in a Mexican jail awaiting execution.
The first man was put on the chair and was asked if he had any last words.
He said "I'm from Yale Divinity School and I believe in the power of God to intervene on behalf of the innocent. The switch is thrown, but nothing happens. The jailers figure God wants the man alive and they let him go.
The second man is strapped in and he said "I'm from Harvard Law School, and I believe in the power of law and justice to intervene on behalf of the innocent. The switch is thrown but nothing happens. The jailers figure that the law was on the man's side and they set him free.
The last man says "Well I am an electrician from MIT, and you're not electrocuting anyone if you don't connect those two loose wires down there."
If I had more thumbs you'll get them all way up ..... very good
Haha jews are funny
hehehehehe!!! super.
Very funny. lol
Very funny.
ha ha ha v good,,,,,
Hahahahaha pmsl
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh