Growing Older Is?!
Question: - Your back goes out more than you do.
- A fortune teller offers to read your face.
- You turn out the lights for economic reasons rather than romantic ones.
- You remember this week that last week was your wedding anniversary.
- You are startled the first time you are addressed as "Old Timer".
- You answer automatically when someone addresses you "Old Timer."
- You burn your midnight oil after 9:00 p.m.
- You sink your teeth into a steak and they stay there.
- Your pacemaker makes the garage door go up when you see a pretty girl walk by.
- You get your exercise acting as a pallbearer for your friend who exercised.
- You have too much room in the house and not enough in the medicine cabinet.
- The best part of your day is over when your alarm goes off.
- The thought of getting out of bed never occurs to you
Answers: - Your back goes out more than you do.
- A fortune teller offers to read your face.
- You turn out the lights for economic reasons rather than romantic ones.
- You remember this week that last week was your wedding anniversary.
- You are startled the first time you are addressed as "Old Timer".
- You answer automatically when someone addresses you "Old Timer."
- You burn your midnight oil after 9:00 p.m.
- You sink your teeth into a steak and they stay there.
- Your pacemaker makes the garage door go up when you see a pretty girl walk by.
- You get your exercise acting as a pallbearer for your friend who exercised.
- You have too much room in the house and not enough in the medicine cabinet.
- The best part of your day is over when your alarm goes off.
- The thought of getting out of bed never occurs to you
Well am i a bad person if the last one applies to me already and I'm only 20? lolz
its really verry true!!!!! it nvr occurs to old ppl that theyr actually old
Ha ha ha?
wow
the whole time i was reading this i thought of my grandparents
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- You remember this week that last week was your wedding anniversary.
- You sink your teeth into a steak and they stay there.
- Your pacemaker makes the garage door go up when you see a pretty girl walk by.
- You have too much room in the house and not enough in the medicine cabinet
- The best part of your day is over when your alarm goes off.
LOL (choking on laughter!)
ohhh soooo true. and soooo sad
sounds good to me
hahaha!
hahahahaha............funny ..nah, thats really funny...pmsl!!!!!
im not far away from all that then...........cheers for letting me know, 2 n 5 are starting for me already!!!!! no;12 thats every day in general isnt it!!!!!!!!!
hahahahahaha
some made me laugh, especially the one about the teeth staying in the steak!
One day you wake up and look in the mirror and say,"damn!, I am old!"