Joke:"william got married hahaha funny one" what you say??!
Question: One Sunday morning William burst into the living room and said, "Dad! Mom! I have some great news for you! I am getting married to the most beautiful girl in town. She lives a block away and her name is Susan.
After dinner, William's dad took him aside.
"Son, I have to talk with you. Your mother and I have been married 30 years.. She's a wonderful wife but she has never offered much excitement in the bedroom, so I used to fool around with women a lot. Susan is actually your half-sister, and I'm afraid you can't marry her."
William was heart-broken. After eight months he eventually started dating girls again.
A year later he came home and very proudly announced, "Dianne said, 'Yes!' We're getting married in June!"
Again his father insisted on another private conversation and broke the sad news.
"Dianne is your half-sister too, William. I'm awfully sorry about this."
William was furious! He finally decided to go to his mother with the news.
Answers: One Sunday morning William burst into the living room and said, "Dad! Mom! I have some great news for you! I am getting married to the most beautiful girl in town. She lives a block away and her name is Susan.
After dinner, William's dad took him aside.
"Son, I have to talk with you. Your mother and I have been married 30 years.. She's a wonderful wife but she has never offered much excitement in the bedroom, so I used to fool around with women a lot. Susan is actually your half-sister, and I'm afraid you can't marry her."
William was heart-broken. After eight months he eventually started dating girls again.
A year later he came home and very proudly announced, "Dianne said, 'Yes!' We're getting married in June!"
Again his father insisted on another private conversation and broke the sad news.
"Dianne is your half-sister too, William. I'm awfully sorry about this."
William was furious! He finally decided to go to his mother with the news.
lol...nice punchline!!
Clever, and sad at the same time. ; )
lol. holy smokes. i pity this kid.lol
funny but it is sad.... he could have married susan after all lol.
lol...good one
funny funny joke1 made me crack up
lol, two can play that game!!
lol funny one :) !!!
What goes around comes around
Funny but my brother actually dated our sister without knowing who she was.
well, well someone is gettimg married
that's funny, lol
HAHAHAHAHAHALOLOLOLOLOL
I never seen that one coming. Have a star.
Good for William! lol
hahahhahahaha...........funny!!
he should marry Dianne. thats my name except with one N!!