A star please if it's funny~?!
Question: winston churchill was known for being mean to his wife. at a party one day, an old lady who has heard all about how he treated his wife said to him, "if i were your spouse, i would have poisoned your tea,"
to which, he replied, "and if i were yours, i would have drank it".
Answers: winston churchill was known for being mean to his wife. at a party one day, an old lady who has heard all about how he treated his wife said to him, "if i were your spouse, i would have poisoned your tea,"
to which, he replied, "and if i were yours, i would have drank it".
A little on the dry side, but, I like it a lot better than many of the other jokes on this forum!
I would have DRUNK it
Ha ha ha.
I didn't really laugh out loud, but I had a 3 second chuckle. I did excactly what I typed above. i just went ha ha ha. Well it doesn't seem like I found it funny, but I did. I just didn't you know, went all, HA HA HA!! XD DAT SO FUNNY MAN!!
But yeah, you get my drift. =D ^^
asking for stars is sad,you meant to earn them.
star
here is your star *
hahahaha
Not sure, but I think there is some historical accuracy to this...! BUT I believe he was accosted on the train by an angry suffrogette, angered by his views on womens rights. I'd like to see Churchill up against any of todays MP's though, - or hear his views on Bush and his terrible war on Terror!