A Good Husband?!
Question: Jack wakes up with a huge hangover after attending his company's Christmas Party.
>>>Jack is not normally a drinker, but the drinks didn't taste like alcohol at all.
>>>He didn't even remember how he got home from the party. As bad as he
>>>was feeling, he wondered if he did something wrong.
>>>Jack had to force himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees
>>>is a couple of aspirins next to a glass of water on the side table. And,
>>>next to them, a single red rose! Jack sits up and sees his clothing in front
>>>of him, all clean and pressed.
>>>He looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order,
>>>spotlessly clean. So is the rest of the house.
>>>He takes the aspirins, cringes when he sees a huge black eye staring
>>>back at him in the bathroom mirror.
>>>Then he notices a note hanging on the corner of the mirror written in
>>>red with little hearts on it and a kiss mark from his wife in lipstick:
>>>"Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to get groceries to
>>>make you your favorite dinner tonight. I love you, darling! Love, Jillian"
>>>He stumbles to the kitchen and sure enough, there is hot breakfast,
>>>steaming hot coffee and the morning newspaper. His son is also at the table, eating.
>>>Jack asks, "Son...what happened last night?"
>>>"Well, you came home after 3 A.M., drunk and out of your mind. You fell
>>>over the coffee table and broke it, and then you puked in the hallway,
>>>and got that black eye when you ran into the door.
>>>Confused, he asked his son, "So, why is everything in such perfect
>>>order and so clean? I have a rose, and breakfast is on the table waiting for me??"
>>>His son replies, "Oh THAT!... Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when
>>>she tried to take your pants off, you screamed,
>>>"Leave me alone, I'm married!!"
>>>Broken Coffee Table $239.99
>>>Hot Breakfast $4.20
>>>Two Aspirins $.38
>>>Saying the right thing, at the right time . . PRICELESS!!!
Answers: Jack wakes up with a huge hangover after attending his company's Christmas Party.
>>>Jack is not normally a drinker, but the drinks didn't taste like alcohol at all.
>>>He didn't even remember how he got home from the party. As bad as he
>>>was feeling, he wondered if he did something wrong.
>>>Jack had to force himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees
>>>is a couple of aspirins next to a glass of water on the side table. And,
>>>next to them, a single red rose! Jack sits up and sees his clothing in front
>>>of him, all clean and pressed.
>>>He looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order,
>>>spotlessly clean. So is the rest of the house.
>>>He takes the aspirins, cringes when he sees a huge black eye staring
>>>back at him in the bathroom mirror.
>>>Then he notices a note hanging on the corner of the mirror written in
>>>red with little hearts on it and a kiss mark from his wife in lipstick:
>>>"Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to get groceries to
>>>make you your favorite dinner tonight. I love you, darling! Love, Jillian"
>>>He stumbles to the kitchen and sure enough, there is hot breakfast,
>>>steaming hot coffee and the morning newspaper. His son is also at the table, eating.
>>>Jack asks, "Son...what happened last night?"
>>>"Well, you came home after 3 A.M., drunk and out of your mind. You fell
>>>over the coffee table and broke it, and then you puked in the hallway,
>>>and got that black eye when you ran into the door.
>>>Confused, he asked his son, "So, why is everything in such perfect
>>>order and so clean? I have a rose, and breakfast is on the table waiting for me??"
>>>His son replies, "Oh THAT!... Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when
>>>she tried to take your pants off, you screamed,
>>>"Leave me alone, I'm married!!"
>>>Broken Coffee Table $239.99
>>>Hot Breakfast $4.20
>>>Two Aspirins $.38
>>>Saying the right thing, at the right time . . PRICELESS!!!
That was freaking HILARIOUS!!!!! I have never laughed out loud like that in a long time. I have to send this to everyone I know..INCLUDING MY WIFE....Thanks, that was the best joke here all day.
Yeah this one was nice!!! Lol. She was testing him lol. Yah this one was awesome. ;p
Sweet.
lol. :)
Thats funny but cute..... ;) Thanx for sharing.... You get a star for that!
This is a great story, makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside.
That
Is
AWESOME!
Thanks for sharing. :D
What a laugh! I really enjoyed that. Thank you for making my night! Have a star...tell you what! have two stars!
that is so funny made laugh to tears hahahahaha get a star
awesome!!
lmao i love dat 1 it is well funny
LMAO!!! WOW!!!
okay that can be taken two ways -
his wife was so ugly (mind you he's drunk) that he now sees his wife not as his wife.
on the other hand excellent.
haha funny
Very funny.