2 lines only but a ton of humour?!


Question: My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:
Marrying you screwed up my life.


I see your face when I am dreaming.
That's why I always wake up screaming.


Kind, intelligent, loving and hot;
This describes everything you are not.


Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss,
But I only slept with you because I was pissed.


I thought that I could love no other --
that is until I met your brother.


Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty
and so is your head.


I want to feel your sweet embrace;
But don't take that paper bag off your face.


I love your smile, your face, and your eyes .......
Damn, I'm good at telling lies!


My love, you take my breath away.
What have you stepped in to smell this way?


My feelings for you no words can tell,
Except for maybe "Go to hell."


What inspired this amorous rhyme?
Two parts vodka, one part lime.


Answers: My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:
Marrying you screwed up my life.


I see your face when I am dreaming.
That's why I always wake up screaming.


Kind, intelligent, loving and hot;
This describes everything you are not.


Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss,
But I only slept with you because I was pissed.


I thought that I could love no other --
that is until I met your brother.


Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty
and so is your head.


I want to feel your sweet embrace;
But don't take that paper bag off your face.


I love your smile, your face, and your eyes .......
Damn, I'm good at telling lies!


My love, you take my breath away.
What have you stepped in to smell this way?


My feelings for you no words can tell,
Except for maybe "Go to hell."


What inspired this amorous rhyme?
Two parts vodka, one part lime.

OOOOhhhh! My! Gosh! That is Absolutely Freakin’ Brilliant! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!

hilarious, love them

Those are phenomenal!!! You get a star!!!

Cute

They are perfect in every way!
They are hilarious and one is gay!

That was Greeeaaaaaaat!

lmao! that was very funny!

too funny! star for you!!!

haha i love it

Very funny.

thanx for the verses.. i'll give 'em to this girl who thinks i'm flirting with her [I'm not..] and wants to ruin my name by sayin' i'm a mad wierdo etc....cheers!!

you must be a Hennny Youngman fan



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