Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha...... (can't take the credit for this cracker)?!
Question: The teacher was telling her 4th class about today's lesson.
"I'll say a letter of the alphabet and you give me a word that starts with that letter. Let's begin. A"
All the children raise their hands, but little Johnny was almost coming out of his seat trying to get picked. The teacher knew Johnny had a filthy mouth and thought to herself that if she picked Johnny, he would give her a word like '***' or 'asshole'. She picked Wendy, and Wendy said "apple".
"Very good", said the teacher, "now B".
Johnny was jumping out of his seat again, but the teacher picked Bobby. Bobby said "ball".
This went on and on with Johnny trying to get picked for each letter and the teacher knowing there was a dirty word for it. Then she got to "R". Nobody but Johnny had their hands up.
The teacher thought and thought and couldn't think of a bad word that started with "R". So she picked Johnny.
Johnny stands up and says: "R...Rat...a big, fat, fuckin' Rat!"
Answers: The teacher was telling her 4th class about today's lesson.
"I'll say a letter of the alphabet and you give me a word that starts with that letter. Let's begin. A"
All the children raise their hands, but little Johnny was almost coming out of his seat trying to get picked. The teacher knew Johnny had a filthy mouth and thought to herself that if she picked Johnny, he would give her a word like '***' or 'asshole'. She picked Wendy, and Wendy said "apple".
"Very good", said the teacher, "now B".
Johnny was jumping out of his seat again, but the teacher picked Bobby. Bobby said "ball".
This went on and on with Johnny trying to get picked for each letter and the teacher knowing there was a dirty word for it. Then she got to "R". Nobody but Johnny had their hands up.
The teacher thought and thought and couldn't think of a bad word that started with "R". So she picked Johnny.
Johnny stands up and says: "R...Rat...a big, fat, fuckin' Rat!"
haha...this is too funny...u deserve a star!!
Very funny
HAHA!
That was hilarious!
.... that wasn't funny
hahaha no matter what the word starts with he will still add a dirty word to it
lol.
wow.
i've heard it before... but i suppose if you haven't you might find it funny
The teacher should have known better hahaha.
that is bl**dy hilarious hahaha...ve a * Xx
Very funny thanks
wasnt that funny...
haha
That was really funny. Ha Ha
Little Johnny - never fails to make me laugh!
ace,,ha ha ha ,,,,
LMSUIAO Little Johnny strikes again. Thanks for the laugh. STAR