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Question: A man died and went to heaven. St. Peter asked, "What denomination are you?" and the man said "I don't belong here, I don't go to church.'

St. Peter said, "Well, we don't make mistakes, you belong here, let's just walk around and you can see where you'd like to stay."

So they walked down the hall, and St. Peter opened a door and there were all these pews with people kneeling and praying and crossing them-selves.
"Who are they?" asked the man.
"Those are the Catholics, "answered St. Peter

Well, I don't want to stay there," said the man and they walked on down the hall.

St. Peter opened the next door, and there were all these pews with people sitting in them staring straight ahead. "Who are they?" asked the man.

"Those are the Protestants," answered St. Peter. "Well, I don't want to stay here," said the man, and they walked on down the hall.

The next room they went into, the man smelled coffee as soon as the door opened. The man looked inside and there were all these people laughing and hugging each other. He watched them stand in a circle and say the serenity prayer.

The man said, "I like these people, They seem to have what I want who are they?"
St. Peter shrugged his shoulders and said, "I don't know, they won't tell us."


Answers: A man died and went to heaven. St. Peter asked, "What denomination are you?" and the man said "I don't belong here, I don't go to church.'

St. Peter said, "Well, we don't make mistakes, you belong here, let's just walk around and you can see where you'd like to stay."

So they walked down the hall, and St. Peter opened a door and there were all these pews with people kneeling and praying and crossing them-selves.
"Who are they?" asked the man.
"Those are the Catholics, "answered St. Peter

Well, I don't want to stay there," said the man and they walked on down the hall.

St. Peter opened the next door, and there were all these pews with people sitting in them staring straight ahead. "Who are they?" asked the man.

"Those are the Protestants," answered St. Peter. "Well, I don't want to stay here," said the man, and they walked on down the hall.

The next room they went into, the man smelled coffee as soon as the door opened. The man looked inside and there were all these people laughing and hugging each other. He watched them stand in a circle and say the serenity prayer.

The man said, "I like these people, They seem to have what I want who are they?"
St. Peter shrugged his shoulders and said, "I don't know, they won't tell us."

Hmmmmmmmmmmmm

that didnt really make any sense at all.....
im just saying.

It sounds like a meeting of Alcoholics Anonymous.

is the guy gay?

that's my idea of Heaven!


a star for you:)



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