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Question: **These are some of my favorites.**
How can there be self-help "groups"?
How come wrong numbers are never busy?
Where in the nursery rhyme does it say Humpty Dumpty is an egg?
Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink whatever comes out?"
Who was the first person to see an egg come from a chicken's butt and think, "I'll bet that would be good to eat?"
Whose cruel idea was it for the word 'lisp' to have an 's' in it?
Why are hemorrhoids called "hemorrhoids" instead of "asteroids"?
Why did kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
If a word in the dictionary were misspelled, how would we know?
Why do they call Wednesday hump day, when most people get laid on the weekends?
Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
Why is it that only adults have difficulty with childproof bottles?
Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end on your first try?
***Can you explain them?***
Answers: **These are some of my favorites.**
How can there be self-help "groups"?
How come wrong numbers are never busy?
Where in the nursery rhyme does it say Humpty Dumpty is an egg?
Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink whatever comes out?"
Who was the first person to see an egg come from a chicken's butt and think, "I'll bet that would be good to eat?"
Whose cruel idea was it for the word 'lisp' to have an 's' in it?
Why are hemorrhoids called "hemorrhoids" instead of "asteroids"?
Why did kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
If a word in the dictionary were misspelled, how would we know?
Why do they call Wednesday hump day, when most people get laid on the weekends?
Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
Why is it that only adults have difficulty with childproof bottles?
Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end on your first try?
***Can you explain them?***
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