I know this is lame but.......?!


Question: Man phones his wife and says "I am at the police station now...I have been arrested for driving under the influence of drink and drugs. Blood sample was positive and so was the urine sample. I robbed the urine sample and now I am being charged with taking the P1SS"!!!!


Answers: Man phones his wife and says "I am at the police station now...I have been arrested for driving under the influence of drink and drugs. Blood sample was positive and so was the urine sample. I robbed the urine sample and now I am being charged with taking the P1SS"!!!!

Kinda lame. Try this one:

Fresh from her shower, a woman stands in front of the mirror complaining to her husband that her breasts are too small.

Instead of characteristically telling her it's not so, the husband uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion. "If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between your breasts for a few seconds."

Willing to try anything, the wife fetches a piece of toilet paper and stands in front of the mirror, rubbing it between her breasts.

"How long will this take?" she asks.

"They'll grow larger over a period of years," he replies.

The wife stops. "Why do you think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts everyday will make my breasts grow over the years?"

"Worked for your butt, didn't it?"

He lived. And with a great deal of therapy, may even walk again..

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  • it isn't bad it raised a smile.

    lol

    Haha... you're right it is lame, but still made me smile!

    thats funny! lol wuts the question..you just made my day from that question...its funny

    ha...ha

    that was a joke.......?

    So whats the question?

    ha

    ha ha- i got 2 points for laughing

    chill thats funny lol.

    lol that's a good one

    haha...funny

    you are right it is lame.

    its not lame i have read worse on here

    that was so lame it was funny

    at least you tried

    lol it was ok but it pretty lame

    cool

    Gave me a giggle...

    yeah, pretty lame, but not the worst i've ever heard

    :D

    nice! =D

    could you explain??? I dont get it!!

    You're right it is lame---BUT sometimes lame is good!!!

    lol lame: yes, funny: yes

    lol



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