Are lawyers really this stupid or does it take practise?!
Question: ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
ATTORNEY: But could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?
WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law.
This really took place in an American court!!
Thank you
Answers: ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
ATTORNEY: But could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?
WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law.
This really took place in an American court!!
Thank you
woah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!... the witness wud have been einstein in his previous life!!!! SMART ALEC!
* star 4 u!
WOW..........
lmao!!
HAHAHHA.
lol. very very funny
Oh yaaa.I think I hadhim for my second divioce
LOL...that is the greatest thing ive heard today! obviously it takes lots of practice!
yeah right
Yeah, great one. I have a grudge against lawyers and laughed a lot.
Have a star...
LOL my fav lawyer joke ! :D
Brillian! Ha hahahahahaha!
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omg lol!!!
hahahaha!!!!
excellent lol
thanks for sharing.
What's green and scaled, patient and evolved, and, looks good upon a lawyer: A 'saltie!'
I thought they were even stupider, never-the-less, another solid piece of evidence that shows you cannot trust the law. Pity his poor soul, he was only a stupid human. It cant be that bad can it?
ha ha ha that`s ace,,,,,