I dont get this joke....?!


Question: i know this is random... but i dont understand this joke...

A farmer had 3 beautiful daughters who were getting ready to go out on dates. The first beau came to the door and said, ''I'm Eddie, I'm here to pick up Betty. We're going for spaghetti, is she ready?''

"No," the farmer said.

The second beau came to the door and said, ''I'm Joe, I'm here to pick up Flo to take her to the show. Is she ready to go?''

"No."

The third beau came to the door and said to the farmer. ''Hello, my name is Chuck.''

The farmer shot Chuck.


Answers: i know this is random... but i dont understand this joke...

A farmer had 3 beautiful daughters who were getting ready to go out on dates. The first beau came to the door and said, ''I'm Eddie, I'm here to pick up Betty. We're going for spaghetti, is she ready?''

"No," the farmer said.

The second beau came to the door and said, ''I'm Joe, I'm here to pick up Flo to take her to the show. Is she ready to go?''

"No."

The third beau came to the door and said to the farmer. ''Hello, my name is Chuck.''

The farmer shot Chuck.

because chuck rhymes with f*ck.
so hi my name is chuck and we are going to fuckk..
get itt

lolz, I laughed cause of chuck :D

me either

I lked it.

words that rhyme with "chuck"??? Think "F"

He wanted a F**K Lol, you get it F**K rhymes with Chuck.

chuck wants to fvck.

Im chuch here to F***

The farmer was afraid Chuck was going to steal one of his ducks to eat for the dinner date with his daughter.

ok think about what chuck rhymes with.....my name is chuck.......hes here to f***

because Chuck is there to ****.

because chuck would want to f*ck the farmer's daughter.

If you noticed, everything rhymes.
the one thing that i can see is that in the end he is going to f*** the last daughter.
Which is why he shot him.


:D

All the men said words that rhymed.....what rhymes with Chuck...think about it...

Chuck was a terrorist

Think of what chuck rhymes with...

What rhymes with Chuck that you wouldn't want your daughter to do on a date?

i guess chuck wants to
fu#@

the third daughter that's why.

I get it! Because the first two beaus had names that rhyme with the destination they're taking the girls to, then logically the third one would too.. And chuck rhymes with f*k.

lawl, everyone is doing something on the date that rhymes,
chuck rhymes with f*ck

Think of a word that rhymes with "Chuck", but would be offensive to the farmer when used in that context, as all three words in the setence rhyme.

I'm Chuck im here to (sounds like chuck, just with an f) since the others rhyme go along those lines..lol

Ha!
The end rhymes with Chuck, I would have shot him too.

uh huh..... you don't get the joke.....right. you can drop the act. there are other ways to show innocence, in a genuine way. no one is going to believe that you do not get the joke and no one is going to be attracted to you simply because you try to act innocent, it is not cute.

chuck rhymes with ____?

f u c k

Ha! That's funny....just keep on rhyming...you'll get it..Cause Chuck is there to pick up ...oh dang ....who could he pick up and wonder if she's ready to &^%%?

when the third beau comes it goes like this

"Hello, my name is Chuck Im here to pick up F*** to take her to F*** is she ready?"

Play with the rhyme.

What rhymes with chuck

Duck?
Luck?
Schmuck?
Buck?
Huck?
Muck?
Puck?
Ruck?
Tuck?
Truck?
Yuck?

I think I am forgetting a word, but it's just not coming to me.

LOL!!!

hahahaha

Eddie rhymes with his girl, Betty, which rhymes with their activity, going for spaghetti, and his question, "is she ready?"

joe rhymes with his girl, Flo, which rhymes with their activity, the show, which rhymes with his question, "is she ready to go?"

These two guys are supposed to help you understand that there is a rhyming scheme in the joke. So think in rhymes, because the last guy's name is Chuck. In this joke, Chuck's girl's name does not matter, and neither does his question.

What matters in this joke is Chuck's activity with his girl. Like before, the activity should rhyme with his name. The most common activity thought of is another word for sexual intercourse that rhymes with "Chuck". If you have trouble finding this word, since it is considered too vulgar for some areas on the web, just think, "uck" but with an "f" in front of that.



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