Can't seem to keep a job. Does anyone have ideas!!!?!
Question: My first job was working in an orange juice factory, but I got canned, I couldn’t concentrate.
Then I worked in the woods as a lumberjack, but I just couldn’t hack it, so they gave me the axe.
After that I tried to be a tailor, but I just wasn’t suited for it. Mainly because it was a so-so job.
Next I tried working in a muffler factory but that was exhausting.
I wanted to be a barber, but I just couldn’t cut it.
Then I tried to be a chef–figured it would add a little spice to my life but I just didn’t have the thyme.
Finally, I attempted to be a deli worker, but any way I sliced it, I couldn’t cut the mustard.
My best job was being a musician, but eventually I found I wasn’t noteworthy.
I studied a long time to become a doctor, but I didn’t have any patients.
Next was a job in a shoe factory; I tried but I just didn’t fit in.
I became a professional fisherman, but discovered that I couldn’t live on my net income.
Thought about becoming a witch, so I tried that for a spell.
I managed to get a good job working for a pool maintenance company, but the work was just too draining.
I got a job at a zoo feeding giraffes but I was fired because I wasn’t up to it.
So then I got a job in a gymnasium (work-out-center), but they said I wasn’t fit for the job.
Next, I found being an electrician interesting, but the work was shocking.
After many years of trying to find steady work I finally got a job as a historian until I realized there was no future in it.
My last job was working at Starbucks, but I had to quit because it was always the same old grind.
Answers: My first job was working in an orange juice factory, but I got canned, I couldn’t concentrate.
Then I worked in the woods as a lumberjack, but I just couldn’t hack it, so they gave me the axe.
After that I tried to be a tailor, but I just wasn’t suited for it. Mainly because it was a so-so job.
Next I tried working in a muffler factory but that was exhausting.
I wanted to be a barber, but I just couldn’t cut it.
Then I tried to be a chef–figured it would add a little spice to my life but I just didn’t have the thyme.
Finally, I attempted to be a deli worker, but any way I sliced it, I couldn’t cut the mustard.
My best job was being a musician, but eventually I found I wasn’t noteworthy.
I studied a long time to become a doctor, but I didn’t have any patients.
Next was a job in a shoe factory; I tried but I just didn’t fit in.
I became a professional fisherman, but discovered that I couldn’t live on my net income.
Thought about becoming a witch, so I tried that for a spell.
I managed to get a good job working for a pool maintenance company, but the work was just too draining.
I got a job at a zoo feeding giraffes but I was fired because I wasn’t up to it.
So then I got a job in a gymnasium (work-out-center), but they said I wasn’t fit for the job.
Next, I found being an electrician interesting, but the work was shocking.
After many years of trying to find steady work I finally got a job as a historian until I realized there was no future in it.
My last job was working at Starbucks, but I had to quit because it was always the same old grind.
The orange juice factory probably didn't a PEEL to you.
You probably just didn't have the TIMBER for lumberjacking.
Being a tailor is just SEW SEW.
Although I would have thought the muffler factory job would have been a GAS.
When they fired you, as a Chef, you should have SOUS'ed.
Your SPICY TONGUE and LOAFing probably got you fired in the deli.
Glad you TOOTED YOUR OWN HORN for being a musician.
Being a doctor isn't what it's QUACKED up to be.
Hopefully, you'll HEEL from dismissal from the shoe factory.
Who HOOKed you up to fish?
I'll bet, as a witch, you were CHARMING.
I couldn't work around a pool. I hate being around DIVES.
When I worked at a zoo, my boss was a BEAST.
Couldn't you HOOP it up in the gymnasium?
When they fired you as an electrician, did you reVOLT?
I liked being a historian. I got lots of DATES.
Starbucks? Yuckco I hear they don't have many PERKS.
Just stop trying to PUNish yourself over a variety of jobs. It just shows how much you APPLY yourself.
Very clever! XD
lol?
its punny
Oh god, Those are beautiful. Can't stop laughing.
consider this one forwarded.
Great Job!
hahahaha goood one try beein a race car driver
kul i lykd dat!
Wow! You are clever, these are fantastic. I needed a good laugh ( bad day ). Thanks for cheering me up.
NOT FUNNY.. I WANT MY TIME BACK..