Do you find adult nursery ryhmes to be funny?!
Question: Nursery Rhymes we didn't have as kids.......
Mary had a little pig,
She kept it fat and plastered;
And when the price of pork went up,
She shot the little bastard.
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Mary had a little lamb.
Her father shot it dead.
Now it goes to school with her,
Between two chunks of bread.
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Jack and Jill went up the hill
To have a little fun.
Silly Jill forgot the pill
And now they have a son.
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Answers: Nursery Rhymes we didn't have as kids.......
Mary had a little pig,
She kept it fat and plastered;
And when the price of pork went up,
She shot the little bastard.
********************
Mary had a little lamb.
Her father shot it dead.
Now it goes to school with her,
Between two chunks of bread.
********************
Jack and Jill went up the hill
To have a little fun.
Silly Jill forgot the pill
And now they have a son.
********************
Cool! Thanks for the laugh!
Peter peter pumpkin eater,
had a wife and loved to beat her,
He slapped her twice across the head,
Farked her azz and went to bed.
Little boy blue....he needed the money!
Jack be nimble Jack be quick
Jack jumped over the candle stick
Jack wasn't so nimble and wasn't so quick
Poor little Jack Burnt his Dick.
Old mother Hubbard went to the cubbard
to fetch her poor dog a bone
when she bent over Rover took over
and gave her a bone of his own.
There was an old woman who lived in a shoe]
she had so many kids.....
Her Uteris fell out.
There was an old woman who lived in a shoe
she had so many kids......
She started giving head.
Little miss muffet sat on a tuffet
eating her curds and weigh
Along came a spider he sat down beside her
and said "what's in the bowl biatch"
That's funny!!!!
lmao yes i do find them very amusing...
I had an excellent laugh with these ones, well done.
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Do you find adult nursery ryhmes to be funny?
Nursery Rhymes we didn't have as kids.......
Mary had a little pig,
She kept it fat and plastered;
And when the price of pork went up,
She shot the little bastard.
********************
Mary had a little lamb.
Her father shot it dead.
Now it goes to school with her,
Between two chunks of bread.
********************
Jack and Jill went up the hill
To have a little fun.
Silly Jill forgot the pill
And now they have a son.
********************
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Hey diddle, diddle, the cat took a piddle,
All over the bedside clock.
The little dog laughed to see such fun.
Then died of electric shock.
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Georgie Porgy pudding and pie,
Kissed the girls and made them cry.
And when the boys came out to play ,
He kissed them too 'cause he was gay.
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There was a little girl who had a little curl
Right in the middle of her forehead.
When she was good, she was very, very good.
But when she was bad........
She got a fur coat, jewels, a waterfront condo, and a sports car.
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Cool! Thanks for the laugh!
Peter peter pumpkin eater,
had a wife and loved to beat her,
He slapped her twice across the head,
Farked her azz and went to bed.
Little boy blue....he needed the money!
Jack be nimble Jack be quick
Jack jumped over the candle stick
Jack wasn't so nimble and wasn't so quick
Poor little Jack Burnt his Dick.
Old mother Hubbard went to the cubbard
to fetch her poor dog a bone
when she bent over Rover took over
and gave her a bone of his own.
There was an old woman who lived in a shoe]
she had so many kids.....
Her Uteris fell out.
There was an old woman who lived in a shoe
she had so many kids......
She started giving head.
Little miss muffet sat on a tuffet
eating her curds and weigh
Along came a spider he sat down beside her
and said "what's in the bowl biatch"
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That's funny!!!!
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