What do you say about this joke?!
Question: Waitress in a mens club comes up to single guy and says "Watcha havin?" Man pats her buttocks and says in a chauvanistic way "How about some of that T and some of that A baby?" Waitress says "If you give me a big tip in advance I'll prove to you how big mine are!" smiling. Man hands her a twenty. Waitress takes a picture frame off the wall and hands it to him. She is smiling in the pic and the caption says "Biggest TIPS in one night - Bazooka Mens Club."
Answers: Waitress in a mens club comes up to single guy and says "Watcha havin?" Man pats her buttocks and says in a chauvanistic way "How about some of that T and some of that A baby?" Waitress says "If you give me a big tip in advance I'll prove to you how big mine are!" smiling. Man hands her a twenty. Waitress takes a picture frame off the wall and hands it to him. She is smiling in the pic and the caption says "Biggest TIPS in one night - Bazooka Mens Club."
lol..kinda funny...here's one for u
A mechanic was removing a cylinder head from the motor of a Harley
motorcycle when he spotted a well-known heart surgeon in his shop.
The surgeon was there, waiting for the service manager to come and take a look at his bike.
The mechanic shouted across the garage, "Hey, Doc, can I ask you a question?"
The surgeon a bit surprised, walked over to the mechanic working on the motorcycle. The mechanic straightened up, wiped his hands on a rag and asked, "So Doc, look at this engine. I open its heart, take valves out, fix 'em, put 'em back in, and when I finish, it works just like new. So how come I get such a small salary and you get the really big bucks, when you and I are doing basically the same work?"
The surgeon paused, smiled and leaned over, and whispered to the mechanic...
"Try doing it with the engine running."
-F1E
Haha I bet the man was disapointed
i didn't get it sorry.
my answer is that are cool and funny as in very funny to read..star for you