What are some great/funny one or two line jokes??????!
Question: how do you get a one handed blonde out of a tree
wave to her
knock knock
whos there
handsome
handsome who
handsome of those cookies to me
song:
donny the retard an 8 pound water melon head
he was 5 foot 3 and he said to me
heh heh i like tatertots
a brunette said to a blonde look! a dead bird!
she looked up and said were?
who killed soulja boy?
yooooooouuuuuuuu!
what did the mother buffalo say to the son buffalo when she left
bison (bi-son)
whats a cows favorite place to go with his date?
the moovies
what do you call a fish with no eyes?
FSH
Whats black and white and goes round and round?
a penguin in a rovolving door
yo momma so ugly she entered a ugly contest and the professers said sorry, no professinals.
song:
A,,B,C,D,E,F,G. i think someone just peed.
who was it
who was it
i think it was brad pitt
(The song sounds like the first verse of mary had a little lamb)
what does a cannabal call the phone book?
menu
do it!!!!
husband and wife are sitting in bed.
husband: do it!
wife: no!
husband: please!
wife: why?
husband: because im "hot"
wife: you are rude of thinking of me doing this
why dont you do it yourself!!
husband: because im tried and hot!!!
wife: fine!
wife: ugh!
husband: whats wrong?
wife: i cant find it!
husband: well, feel for it!
wife: found it!
husband: oh yes....
wife:is it leveld high enough for you?
husband: uh huh.......
wife: next time when you get sweaty close the window yourself!
thats i all i know. I know alot more, but these are the funnier ones.
hope this helps=D
oh wait one more!!!
yo moma is so fat everything orbits around her
yo moma so stupid when she was making her bed bed she covered herself
Answers: how do you get a one handed blonde out of a tree
wave to her
knock knock
whos there
handsome
handsome who
handsome of those cookies to me
song:
donny the retard an 8 pound water melon head
he was 5 foot 3 and he said to me
heh heh i like tatertots
a brunette said to a blonde look! a dead bird!
she looked up and said were?
who killed soulja boy?
yooooooouuuuuuuu!
what did the mother buffalo say to the son buffalo when she left
bison (bi-son)
whats a cows favorite place to go with his date?
the moovies
what do you call a fish with no eyes?
FSH
Whats black and white and goes round and round?
a penguin in a rovolving door
yo momma so ugly she entered a ugly contest and the professers said sorry, no professinals.
song:
A,,B,C,D,E,F,G. i think someone just peed.
who was it
who was it
i think it was brad pitt
(The song sounds like the first verse of mary had a little lamb)
what does a cannabal call the phone book?
menu
do it!!!!
husband and wife are sitting in bed.
husband: do it!
wife: no!
husband: please!
wife: why?
husband: because im "hot"
wife: you are rude of thinking of me doing this
why dont you do it yourself!!
husband: because im tried and hot!!!
wife: fine!
wife: ugh!
husband: whats wrong?
wife: i cant find it!
husband: well, feel for it!
wife: found it!
husband: oh yes....
wife:is it leveld high enough for you?
husband: uh huh.......
wife: next time when you get sweaty close the window yourself!
thats i all i know. I know alot more, but these are the funnier ones.
hope this helps=D
oh wait one more!!!
yo moma is so fat everything orbits around her
yo moma so stupid when she was making her bed bed she covered herself
Here's one for you:
George Bush.
Pete and Repeat were in a boat, Pete fell out, who was left?
thats wut she said always works
knock knock
whos there
doctor
doctor who
your mom is so ugly, when she looked in a mirror, her reflextion ran screaming!...your mom!
A two seater plane crashed into a cemetary in ireland......so far 187 bodies have been recovered...... : )
And god said let their be light then chuck Noris said "say please"
You're muda is sor fat dat wen she jump for joyyyyy she got stuck... Ok thank you
your mom is so stupid she studied for the blood test