Why can't Ms Piggy count to 70?!
Question: 'Cause when she gets to 69, she gets a frog in her throat. :D
*Collecting Muppets jokes..got any?
Answers: 'Cause when she gets to 69, she gets a frog in her throat. :D
*Collecting Muppets jokes..got any?
Q. What do you have when you have two little green balls in your hand?
A. Kermit's undivided attention.
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Q. Why does miss piggy douche with vinegar and sugar ?
A. Because kermit likes sweet and sour pork.
*What's skinny, green, and smells like pork?
Kermit's finger.
whats green, red and going in 60mph?
kermit in a blender
That's funny. Don't have any.
What's green pink and white all over?
Watermelon with salt on it.
What were you thinking? Sicko!
Not bad at all. Sick but funny all the same!