Joke ~ Funny or not?!
Question: Three young candidates for the priesthood have spent years at a seminary, until one day they're told by the monsignor that just one last hurdle lies between them and their vocation: the celibacy test.The monsignor leads them into a windowless room where he tells them to undress, then ties a small bell to each man's privates. Standing back he claps his hands and in waltzes a beautiful young woman wearing nothing but a belly-dancer costume.
She begins to dance sensually around the first candidate. Ting-a-ling. "Oh Patrick," says the monsignor, "I'm so disappointed in your lack of control. Run along now and take a long, cold shower, and pray about your carnal weakness."
The chastened candidate leaves. The woman proceeds to the second candidate, weaving seductively while peeling off layers of veils. As the last veil drops...ting-a-ling."Giuseppe, Giuseppe," sighs the monsignor. "You are unable to withstand your carnal desires. Off you go: take a long, cold shower and pray for forgiveness."
Answers: Three young candidates for the priesthood have spent years at a seminary, until one day they're told by the monsignor that just one last hurdle lies between them and their vocation: the celibacy test.The monsignor leads them into a windowless room where he tells them to undress, then ties a small bell to each man's privates. Standing back he claps his hands and in waltzes a beautiful young woman wearing nothing but a belly-dancer costume.
She begins to dance sensually around the first candidate. Ting-a-ling. "Oh Patrick," says the monsignor, "I'm so disappointed in your lack of control. Run along now and take a long, cold shower, and pray about your carnal weakness."
The chastened candidate leaves. The woman proceeds to the second candidate, weaving seductively while peeling off layers of veils. As the last veil drops...ting-a-ling."Giuseppe, Giuseppe," sighs the monsignor. "You are unable to withstand your carnal desires. Off you go: take a long, cold shower and pray for forgiveness."
ooh boy, ive a cousin who is a priest sorry ive just had to e-mail him this joke, he has e-mailed back
god bless you my child such a delight to read a wonderful joke he teaches .
It was alright...
lol...very good star for u
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ha...hahahhaha...hahahaha
Ha ha
it's funny
lol
You can tell this to anyone and they'll laff
HEHE> Star for u
Hahhahahhahahhhaaaaaaaa.....loved it honey...pmsl
i am so not gonna read that whole thing
I didn't get it at first.
But now I do.
***He's GAY***
i don't get it
haha made me actually lol not just type it
HAHAHA!!!
That was sooooo funny!!
LOL LOL LOL!!
no wonder she didnt turn him on!!
funny!!
ting a ling?
hahahaha...
haha thats funny have a star
lol.
that made me crack up.
great one.
star fer you!
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ha ha ha ha i love it! GOOD ONE!
Very funny lol.
For those who don't get it, he's gay of course, I got it straight away. Very good fidgety, another saucy joke. Have another star you wicked woman.
lol funny
haha star for u
Excellent and funny.
Good joke.
hehehehe!!! super joke.
Ha ha ha.!!!
Good one.!!!
Cheers Fidgety.!!
LMSUIAO Yes it's funny and also a warning to anyone who would consider bending down in a communal male shower LOL
OMG! Love it. Good one.
Pmsl can't type cause this was just too funny
thx for the hardy laugh
starred
p.s. loved this one
ha ha ha liked that one ha ha ,,,,,
hahahahahahaha
thatz a really gd one! made me lmao!
have a star.