Moral of the Story.....plz star me if it makes you laugh, lol?!
Question: The teacher gave her fifth grade class an assignment: Have your parents tell you a story with a moral at the end. The next day the kids came back and one by one began to tell their stories.
"Johnny, do you have a story to share?"
"Yes ma'am. My daddy told a story about my Aunt Carol. She was a pilot in Desert Storm and her plane got hit. She had to bail out over enemy territory and all she had was a small flask of whiskey, a pistol and a survival knife. She drank the whiskey on the way down so it wouldn't break and then she landed right in the middle of twenty enemy troops. She shot fifteen of them with the gun until she ran out of bullets, killed four more with the knife, till the blade broke, and then she killed the last Iraqi with her bare hands."
"Good Heavens" said the horrified teacher. "What kind of moral did your daddy tell you from this horrible story?"
"Stay the f*ck away from Aunt Carol when she's drinking.
Answers: The teacher gave her fifth grade class an assignment: Have your parents tell you a story with a moral at the end. The next day the kids came back and one by one began to tell their stories.
"Johnny, do you have a story to share?"
"Yes ma'am. My daddy told a story about my Aunt Carol. She was a pilot in Desert Storm and her plane got hit. She had to bail out over enemy territory and all she had was a small flask of whiskey, a pistol and a survival knife. She drank the whiskey on the way down so it wouldn't break and then she landed right in the middle of twenty enemy troops. She shot fifteen of them with the gun until she ran out of bullets, killed four more with the knife, till the blade broke, and then she killed the last Iraqi with her bare hands."
"Good Heavens" said the horrified teacher. "What kind of moral did your daddy tell you from this horrible story?"
"Stay the f*ck away from Aunt Carol when she's drinking.
HAHAHAHAHA that was great. Had tears running down my face LOLOLOL.
freaking hilarious
lolif i had an aunt like that i would be afriad
You got your star babe...
Cheers
Lisa
ehh idk it's not that great.
5/10
Lmao!!! Yes that's very funny lol I wouldn't want to have an aunt like that, imagine what she'd do to me when she was drunk.
OMG!! that is tooo funny!!! thanks love ?
hehehehehe! I flippin would and all!
omg that is sooo funny
Lol!
:D
Got a star.
Awesome!!! Aunt Carol is a true patriot! LOL!
i'd give you 10 stars for that one! funny *** joke!
hahaha 5stars to u!
cute
mad funny 10/10!!!!!
hahahaha!!!
excellent lol
thanks for sharing.
Awesome.
You earned your STAR.