Teachers are smart!!:) LOL funny!!?!
Question: A high school English teacher reminds her class of tomorrows final exam. Now class, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being here tomorrow. I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury or illness, or a death in your immediate family - but that's it, no other excuses whatsoever!"
A smart-asss guy in the back of the room raises his hand and asks, "What would you say if tomorrow I said I was suffering from complete and utter sexual exhaustion?"
The entire class does its best to stifle their laughter and snickering. When silence is restored, the teacher smiles sympathetically at the student, shakes her head, and sweetly says, "Well, I guess you'd have to write the exam with your other hand."
Answers: A high school English teacher reminds her class of tomorrows final exam. Now class, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being here tomorrow. I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury or illness, or a death in your immediate family - but that's it, no other excuses whatsoever!"
A smart-asss guy in the back of the room raises his hand and asks, "What would you say if tomorrow I said I was suffering from complete and utter sexual exhaustion?"
The entire class does its best to stifle their laughter and snickering. When silence is restored, the teacher smiles sympathetically at the student, shakes her head, and sweetly says, "Well, I guess you'd have to write the exam with your other hand."
hahahaha!!!
excellent lol
thanks for sharing.
funny...
old but still good :)
That's so funny. I've never heard that before.
OHHH no she didnt
yeah she did
OHHHH
yeah sweet good one
thats funny
lol!
LoL.. That was great!!
Ha ha
um no not funny
i have never heard that one before. its a really good one. star for you
haha i could so see most of the kids in my school doing that.
AKA my friend kyle.
Brandon M. I really, really dislike you.
P.S. Good joke.
haha.............thats so funny, i guess she told him, huh?
classic, but never lame. good joke
oh i get it Really Funny hahaha