One wish....?!
Question: A hard looking but devout biker was riding along a Queensland beach when
suddenly the sky clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, the Lord
said, "Because you have tried to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant
you one wish. The biker pulled over and said, "Build me a bridge to Hawaii
so I can ride over anytime I want Lord." The Lord said, "Your request is
materialistic, think of the enormous challenges for that kind of
undertaking. The supports required to reach the bottom of the Pacific! The
concrete and steel it would take! It will nearly exhaust several natural
resources. I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for
worldly things. Take a little more time and think of something that would
honor and glorify me."
The biker thought about it for a long time. Finally he said, "Lord, I wish
that I could understand my wife. I want to know how she feels inside, what
she's thinking when she gives me the silent treatment, why she cries, what
she means when she says nothing's wrong, and how I can make that woman truly
happy."
The Lord replied, "You want two or four lanes on that bridge?"
Answers: A hard looking but devout biker was riding along a Queensland beach when
suddenly the sky clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, the Lord
said, "Because you have tried to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant
you one wish. The biker pulled over and said, "Build me a bridge to Hawaii
so I can ride over anytime I want Lord." The Lord said, "Your request is
materialistic, think of the enormous challenges for that kind of
undertaking. The supports required to reach the bottom of the Pacific! The
concrete and steel it would take! It will nearly exhaust several natural
resources. I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for
worldly things. Take a little more time and think of something that would
honor and glorify me."
The biker thought about it for a long time. Finally he said, "Lord, I wish
that I could understand my wife. I want to know how she feels inside, what
she's thinking when she gives me the silent treatment, why she cries, what
she means when she says nothing's wrong, and how I can make that woman truly
happy."
The Lord replied, "You want two or four lanes on that bridge?"
That is FANTASTIC!!!!! Thanks so much for a laugh!!!!
Love it.....
Old one but still funny.
haha! REAL funny! =)
excellent very funny
lol awesome ?
GOOD, I ENJOYED THE JOKE.
lol!
Old wine in new bottle!
Loved it.
:D
hahahahahahah
heard something like that it goes a man rubs a lamp and a genie comes out and says you get one wish what is it he pulls out a map and says I want all these countries to be at peace the genie says that would take a miracle i don't have that much power
so he says alright i want a smoking hot wife who is smart will take care of me when i need it and is a great cook
the genie frowns and says ok let me see that map again
OK.
Not bad.
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
ok...
Thats great, Brilliant ***** Star
thats too long to read
LOL!!! HA HA HA HA!!! Funny 'cause it's true.
That is hilarious. Well done for that.
lol
Lmao more than an element of truth in that.
Some things even God doesn't understand...
first thot wen i read that.."MUAH HA HA!!!!" i love that one!!!!!!!! star for you...omg...i'm passing that one on!!! thank you again!!!!!!!!!!
cheerios.