God and the Scientist ...?!
Question: God was sitting in heaven one day when a scientist said to Him,
"God, we don't need you anymore. Science has finally figured out a way to create life out of nothing - in other words, we can now do what you did in the beginning."
"Oh, is that so? Tell Me..." replies God.
"Well," says the scientist, "we can take dirt and form it into the likeness of you and breathe life into it, thus creating man."
"Well, that's very interesting...show Me."
So the scientist bends down to the earth and starts to mold the soil into the shape of a man.
"No, no, no..." interrupts God, "Get your own dirt."
Answers: God was sitting in heaven one day when a scientist said to Him,
"God, we don't need you anymore. Science has finally figured out a way to create life out of nothing - in other words, we can now do what you did in the beginning."
"Oh, is that so? Tell Me..." replies God.
"Well," says the scientist, "we can take dirt and form it into the likeness of you and breathe life into it, thus creating man."
"Well, that's very interesting...show Me."
So the scientist bends down to the earth and starts to mold the soil into the shape of a man.
"No, no, no..." interrupts God, "Get your own dirt."
LOL! I love this joke!
I gotta use that, that is very funny!!!!!!!lol :)
awwww....................
i love this joke, its so cute that man think they dont need God when we do need him
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ha this is true i guess.
funny
who said God can't be funny?
:)
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LOL!!!!!!
I like it!
And God has a sense of humor, look at pladepusses.
hahahaha!!!
excellent lol
thanks for sharing.
That's good.
Who ever said God doesn't have a sense of humor?
You get a STAR for this one.
lol