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Question: A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator, in a calm soothing voice says: "Just take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a shot is heard. The guy's voice comes back on the line. He says: "OK, now what?"
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Answers: A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator, in a calm soothing voice says: "Just take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a shot is heard. The guy's voice comes back on the line. He says: "OK, now what?"
star if funny
Funny! 100!
this joke is also sooooooooooooooooo old.
*****
it made me laugh(:
thanks.
terrible but i'm laughing!! and i starred u.
freaking funny hes the guy who shot him! right? heh well yea star!
um...ok....not really funny....
haha
i've heard it but it's funny
Was that a blonde joke? Sounds like one. LOL
LOL, nice!
hehehe
LOL